All these posts on the many Romney scandals are not fair...

[morningfog]

...to me. I can't keep up with them all.

Can we get a mega-thread for all of the current Romney scandals/lies/gaffs/animal abuses/tax dodges/racist comments?

[Journeyman]

1. Sorry. No can do. There are limits to the size of the internet. . .

[Xyzse]

2. Actually, I would suggest

Find one particular scandal, since too many are coming out and concentrate on just one for a bit.
Otherwise, if it is diffuse like this, people would get too confused and go to overload and would not be able to process it all. So, how about just do it as a flavor of the month type thing? Concentrate on one, then if it doesn't pan out, go to the other. There should be enough to last till November.

[backscatter712]

4. One thing I'd like to see is a one-stop-shopping web page that documents all of Rmoney's lies.

I'm sure that's no mean feat given the sheer volume of lies, but I'd find it helpful.

[DCKit]

5. I'll give it a shot:

1. Haircut
2. Dog on Roof
3. Vulture Capitalism
4. Offshoring
5. Lies to the SEC
6. Tax Haven Bank Accounts
7. Possible SEC violations
8. Pays Less Income Tax Than Someone Working for Minimum Wage
9. Serial Liar
10. Robotic, but Still Obnoxious
11. Clueless About So Many Things
12. Sense of Entitlement

On edit: The police uniform completely slipped my mind, and that's the creepiest thing about him.

[drm604]

10. Also, the fireman's uniform.

[FSogol]

12. Must of missed that one. He pretended to be a fireman? n/t

[drm604]

13. And a mobster.

http://www.nationalmemo.com/not-just-a-cop-mitt-pulled-pranks-dressed-as-fireman-mobster

The pretend gangsters made a beeline for the storefront. One knocked the door open while two others “stood menacingly with their hands in their pockets.” Shaw instantly pegged the fourth member of the team as Romney. The boy “shoved his way in,” he said, wielding a toy Tommy gun.

“This is a stick-up,” Shaw recalls Romney saying, adding that he “proceeded to ‘spray’ the entire store as sparks from the toy flew from the muzzle.”

...

Shaw also recalled another prank, in which Romney appeared at his store late at night — dressed “in full Bloomfield Township fireman’s regalia.”

...

The costumed Romney paraded through the store — all the while yelling about a nonexistent fire while swinging the ax over his head — and walked out the unlocked front door. And as quickly as he had barged in, he vanished.

The guy's like Rodger on American Dad with a whole closet full of costumes.

[JHB]

6. You realize you missed three new threads just by making this one?

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

8. LOL !!!

[XemaSab]

7. It's like a 200-car train wreck

[BumRushDaShow]

9. !!!

[hifiguy]

11. Shades of Gomez Addams!