Come beat the heat! Add to Thursday's comic relief! Please CAPTION Mitt (woefully unfit) Romney!!!!

[skip fox]

Mitt (I just don't fit) Romney is saying: "Frankly, Bret, I think those asking for more of my tax returns reveal their Socialist, if not Communist, agenda. . . . Of course, they may be dupes. . . ."

[Aerows]

1. "I don't remember what I said on my tax return"

"Or what I said to the SEC, or in public, but I stand by it."

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

2. "Bret, that was a magic fart, as it was filtered through magic underwear.'

"Savor it with confidence."

[NRaleighLiberal]

3. "Who put the mannequin in Aisle 5"?

[valerief]

4. "Welcome to Costco. I love you." nt

[Pilotguy]

5. "I don't know what I said, but I stand by it, whatever it was"

[Earth_First]

6. 'You file your own returns...?!'

"I mean, personally file them pen and ink in hand file them yourself...?"

[skip fox]

7. "It's really very simple, Bret, when I was with Bain I did good things, but

when bad things happened I wasn't really with them. This SEC nonsense only came up because I never got around to filling out some paperwork for a couple years because I was doing so many good things for the Olympics. . . . Did I tell you I only did good things at Bain?"