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highplainsdem

(49,004 posts)
Sun Jul 30, 2017, 10:38 AM Jul 2017

National Review: "Death of a F***ing Salesman: Donald Trump can't close the deal. "

Found via a tweet from the NYT's Glenn Thrush:




The best thing I've read on Trump in months: It's all Glengarry Glen Ross. @KevinNR http://amp.nationalreview.com/article/449988/donald-trump-cant-close-deal-failing-salesman



From that stunning NR article by Kevin Williamson -- which I hope you'll all read in its entirety:

These guys don’t want to see Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross. What they want is to be Blake. They want to swagger, to curse, to insult, and to exercise power over men, exercising power over men being the classical means to the end of exercising power over women, which is of course what this, and nine-tenths of everything else in human affairs, is about. Blake is a specimen of that famous creature, the “alpha male,” and establishing and advertising one’s alpha creds is an obsession for some sexually unhappy contemporary men. There is a whole weird little ecosystem of websites (some of them very amusing) and pickup-artist manuals offering men tips on how to be more alpha, more dominant, more commanding, a literature that performs roughly the same function in the lives of these men that Cosmopolitan sex tips play in the lives of insecure women. Of course this advice ends up producing cartoonish, ridiculous behavior. If you’re wondering where Anthony Scaramucci learned to talk and behave like such a Scaramuccia, ask him how many times he’s seen Glengarry Glen Ross.

What’s notable about the advice offered to young men aspiring to be “alpha males” is that it is consistent with the classic salesmanship advice offered by the real-world versions of Blake in a hundred thousand business-inspiration books (Og Mandino’s The Greatest Salesman in the World is the classic of the genre) and self-help tomes, summarized in an old Alcoholics Anonymous slogan: “Fake it ’til you make it.” For the pick-up artists, the idea is that simply acting in social situations as though one were confident, successful, and naturally masterful is a pretty good substitute for being those things. Never mind the advice of Cicero (esse quam vider, be rather than seem) or Rush — just go around acting like Blake and people will treat you like Blake.

If that sounds preposterous, remind yourself who the president of the United States of America is.

Trump is the political version of a pickup artist, and Republicans — and America — went to bed with him convinced that he was something other than what he is. Trump inherited his fortune but describes himself as though he were a self-made man.

He has had a middling career in real estate and a poor one as a hotelier and casino operator but convinced people he is a titan of industry. He has never managed a large, complex corporate enterprise, but he did play an executive on a reality show. He presents himself as a confident ladies’ man but is so insecure that he invented an imaginary friend to lie to the New York press about his love life and is now married to a woman who is open and blasé about the fact that she married him for his money. He fixates on certain words (“negotiator”) and certain classes of words (mainly adjectives and adverbs, “bigly,” “major,” “world-class,” “top,” and superlatives), but he isn’t much of a negotiator, manager, or leader. He cannot negotiate a health-care deal among members of a party desperate for one, can’t manage his own factionalized and leak-ridden White House, and cannot lead a political movement that aspires to anything greater than the service of his own pathetic vanity.

He wants to be John Wayne, but what he is is “Woody Allen without the humor.” Peggy Noonan, to whom we owe that observation, has his number: He is soft, weak, whimpering, and petulant. He isn’t smart enough to do the job and isn’t man enough to own up to the fact. For all his gold-plated toilets, he is at heart that middling junior salesman watching Glengarry Glen Ross and thinking to himself: “That’s the man I want to be.” How many times do you imagine he has stood in front of a mirror trying to project like Alec Baldwin? Unfortunately for the president, it’s Baldwin who does the good imitation of Trump, not the other way around.

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National Review: "Death of a F***ing Salesman: Donald Trump can't close the deal. " (Original Post) highplainsdem Jul 2017 OP
Ouch, lol! catbyte Jul 2017 #1
K&R for the writing Cirque du So-What Jul 2017 #2
Put that covfefe down! Covfefe's for closers. Tanuki Jul 2017 #3
Better than a tweet Loge23 Jul 2017 #4
Excellent article. lark Jul 2017 #5
He wants to be John Wayne, but what he is is Woody Allen without the humor. Stonepounder Jul 2017 #6
The pathetic Peggy Noonan's quote is the one I like best. calimary Jul 2017 #16
Wonderful assessment of Noonan. PoindexterOglethorpe Jul 2017 #24
Reagan was an actor....... SergeStorms Jul 2017 #28
Well done! You nailed it (her). Appears you are gifted at turning a phrase yourself! MLAA Jul 2017 #31
Wow, Calimary. You do have a way with words! hedda_foil Jul 2017 #40
K&R smirkymonkey Jul 2017 #7
A great read. dalton99a Jul 2017 #8
So, listen up, Team Trump: Put that coffee down. Coffee is for closers only. riversedge Jul 2017 #9
Every time I read the word "coffee" in your post... Saviolo Jul 2017 #15
Love that quote RainCaster Jul 2017 #10
That'll leave a mark NastyRiffraff Jul 2017 #11
K & R SunSeeker Jul 2017 #12
When was the last time Buckley's NR crowd trashed a republican president like this? Elwood P Dowd Jul 2017 #13
NR is one of the last 'nevertrump' GOP holdouts nt Abu Pepe Jul 2017 #20
Enjoy the article but give them no lifeboats... JHB Jul 2017 #36
Seems I remember them being pretty blistering over Bushncheney's Iraq wargasm. hedda_foil Jul 2017 #41
K&R livetohike Jul 2017 #14
K&R. Killer article. (nt) Paladin Jul 2017 #17
Trump-bringing America together in its fear and loathing of Trump. McCamy Taylor Jul 2017 #18
Yep. Bigly. highplainsdem Jul 2017 #25
ooh i hope trump reads it barbtries Jul 2017 #19
"soft, weak, whimpering, and petulant" But bizarrely, republicans Achilleaze Jul 2017 #21
For people who foam about things "shoved down their throats", it's... JHB Jul 2017 #37
Delish malaise Jul 2017 #22
Great insight. K&R rpannier Jul 2017 #23
I saw the basic concept posted by a DU'er weeks ago underpants Jul 2017 #26
Another concept from earlier in the week... Miles Archer Jul 2017 #29
Someone get Trump a tepid cup of Sanka Blue Owl Jul 2017 #27
The National Review? oberliner Jul 2017 #30
Also known as rpannier Jul 2017 #32
All true. But you know what, there, National Review, George Will, even Andrew Fucking Sullivan? Warren DeMontague Jul 2017 #33
He IS the Republican party Cosmocat Jul 2017 #34
Ouch. Day by day Trump loses support. I pray we take the House next year. Demsrule86 Jul 2017 #35
Will read it later. Thanx. n/t NNadir Jul 2017 #38
He is a danger to America bucolic_frolic Jul 2017 #39

Cirque du So-What

(25,944 posts)
2. K&R for the writing
Sun Jul 30, 2017, 10:45 AM
Jul 2017

which I really appreciate. Great expansion on the 'born on third base but thinks he hit a triple' theme.

Loge23

(3,922 posts)
4. Better than a tweet
Sun Jul 30, 2017, 10:57 AM
Jul 2017

Reading through articles like this may be the biggest difference between the #IPOTUS supporters and the rest of us.
Great article!

lark

(23,105 posts)
5. Excellent article.
Sun Jul 30, 2017, 11:01 AM
Jul 2017

It gets to a real truth, drumpf is all fake and fury about nothing just to make himself look tough. Must be tough when he's such a natural whiney crybaby, poor little handed man.

calimary

(81,322 posts)
16. The pathetic Peggy Noonan's quote is the one I like best.
Sun Jul 30, 2017, 12:57 PM
Jul 2017

"He is soft, weak, whimpering, and petulant. He isn’t smart enough to do the job and isn’t man enough to own up to the fact."

You can actually stop at the word "petulant." He's a large-size piss-ant, whiny-ass and juvenile. I keep wondering if he's five years old, or eight years old, or three years old.

I have very little respect for the equally simpering, sighing, ready-to-collapse-onto-her-fainting-couch Peggy Noonan, who worshipped Ronald Reagan so shamelessly that I later took to referring to her as "Reagan's Monica." I don't think the whole "presidential kneepads" thing fit - literally, at least - although figuratively, I felt you could almost see hints of them peeking out from below the hemlines of her skirts.

Shit - I keep being reminded of an appearance she made on "Hardball," and Chris Matthews was starting to bear down on her about the failings of her republi-CON heroes (I think it was bush/cheney), and her response was classic. Classic drama queen. She signed deeply. Tilted her head to one side with this melodramatic facial expression of abject pain and pathos, and in a great, gushing display of agony tried to stop him with "CHRIStopher... CHRIStopher... " What's next, Peg? Tearing your garment and passing out, clutching your pearls in full-on drama school desperation before you prostrate yourself down across the railroad tracks waiting for some Reagan figure to rescue you and scoop you up in his manly arms and carry you away to that dream castle in the clouds? Have you lost ALL self-respect, girlfriend?

SHAMELESS. DISGRACEFUL! Spectacularly EMBARRASSING! Yet sometimes she still turns a phrase rather well. Useful idiots are available EVERYWHERE.

PoindexterOglethorpe

(25,862 posts)
24. Wonderful assessment of Noonan.
Sun Jul 30, 2017, 05:32 PM
Jul 2017

I've always despised her, never understood how she could possibly have been a Reagan groupie. And generally don't pay any attention to her proclamations.

SergeStorms

(19,204 posts)
28. Reagan was an actor.......
Sun Jul 30, 2017, 10:00 PM
Jul 2017

and he could portray a strong, effective leader, even though he was a pathetic wuss himself. Who calls their wife, "mommy"?

Trump isn't much of an actor, or a human being. Reagan could make many people temporarily suspend their disbelief. Trump could fool weak minded malcontents, and for the most weak minded, still does. For the rest of us though, Trump has become, to paraphrase Hamlet;
Trump's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: He is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

 

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)
7. K&R
Sun Jul 30, 2017, 11:04 AM
Jul 2017

Perfect description of Trump. A very weak man trying so hard to pretend that he is strong. He will never be strong. It's just not in his character. He is all id and weakness.

riversedge

(70,242 posts)
9. So, listen up, Team Trump: Put that coffee down. Coffee is for closers only.
Sun Jul 30, 2017, 11:26 AM
Jul 2017

I am hoping they coffee themselves out of the WH--and soon.




....... Hence the cartoon tough-guy act. Scaramucci’s star didn’t fade when he gave that batty and profane interview in which he reimagined Steve Bannon as a kind of autoerotic yogi. That’s Scaramucci’s best impersonation of the sort of man the president of these United States, God help us, aspires to be.

But he isn’t that guy. He isn’t Blake. He’s poor sad old Shelley Levene, who cannot close the deal, who spends his nights whining about the unfairness of it all.

So, listen up, Team Trump: “Put that coffee down. Coffee is for closers only.”

Got that?

Saviolo

(3,282 posts)
15. Every time I read the word "coffee" in your post...
Sun Jul 30, 2017, 12:51 PM
Jul 2017

... my brain substituted the "word" Covfefe.

(despite the fact that it was meant to be coverage)

RainCaster

(10,884 posts)
10. Love that quote
Sun Jul 30, 2017, 11:37 AM
Jul 2017

"Scaramucci’s star didn’t fade when he gave that batty and profane interview in which he reimagined Steve Bannon as a kind of autoerotic yogi."

Elwood P Dowd

(11,443 posts)
13. When was the last time Buckley's NR crowd trashed a republican president like this?
Sun Jul 30, 2017, 12:07 PM
Jul 2017

I'm 70 and can't remember anything like it.

JHB

(37,161 posts)
36. Enjoy the article but give them no lifeboats...
Mon Jul 31, 2017, 07:12 AM
Jul 2017

They made a President Trump possible. Trump thumped the same drums that they have. They've spent a half century failing against "liberal media bias", and laid the blueprints for the conservative media bubble.

They built his base.

They're complaining now because they lost control of the beast they spent 50 years feeding and nurturing.

Achilleaze

(15,543 posts)
21. "soft, weak, whimpering, and petulant" But bizarrely, republicans
Sun Jul 30, 2017, 01:45 PM
Jul 2017

are on their knees to admire these same degenerate qualities in Comrade Casino, the ignoble republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief.

I just don't get it. Why do republicans go all submissive to kiss the flabby keester of lameass whiney liar? Kinda bizarre & frankly un-manly, it must be observed.

JHB

(37,161 posts)
37. For people who foam about things "shoved down their throats", it's...
Mon Jul 31, 2017, 07:14 AM
Jul 2017

...remarkable what sort of things they will swallow whole and line up for seconds.

underpants

(182,829 posts)
26. I saw the basic concept posted by a DU'er weeks ago
Sun Jul 30, 2017, 09:31 PM
Jul 2017

In less words that I am using here. Just saying. We can't imagine the National Review to have an original thought.

Miles Archer

(18,837 posts)
29. Another concept from earlier in the week...
Sun Jul 30, 2017, 10:42 PM
Jul 2017
"Hence the cartoon tough-guy act. Scaramucci’s star didn’t fade when he gave that batty and profane interview in which he reimagined Steve Bannon as a kind of autoerotic yogi. That’s Scaramucci’s best impersonation of the sort of man the president of these United States, God help us, aspires to be"


That concept was discussed in a similar fashion on MSNBC...it was a roundtable discussion, and it might have been Eugene Robinson who made the observation...not 100% positive as I tend to have these shows on as "background noise" rather than something I watch with rapt attention...but the statement made was "Scaramucci is Trump's "ID"...this is the man who Trump wants to be."

I thought the article was well-written and the thoughts were well-organized, but it was more of a summation of what we already know, rather than a "lightbulb moment." Trump IS Biff from Back to the future, Scaramucci THINKS he's a bastard son of the Baldwin character AND Joe Pesci, and together, it's called "The Trump Administration."

rpannier

(24,330 posts)
32. Also known as
Mon Jul 31, 2017, 03:06 AM
Jul 2017

The Never Trump Review
They were opposed to il douche from the beginning
That has not changed

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)
33. All true. But you know what, there, National Review, George Will, even Andrew Fucking Sullivan?
Mon Jul 31, 2017, 05:17 AM
Jul 2017

HE'S YOURS. You own this. Donald Fucking Clusterfuck Trump is the natural and LOGICAL outcome of all the shit your party and ideological wing has done for the past 30, 40, 50 years or more. The anti-intellectualism. The Xenophobia. The hate. The coldness, the callousness, the meanness.

Don't be like "oh, no, where'd all this come from?" Like you weren't the fucking party of Sarah Palin or Michelle Bachmann or Pat Buchanan or Dan Quayle or Spiro Agnew or Joseph McCarthy.

You gave us this.

Cosmocat

(14,566 posts)
34. He IS the Republican party
Mon Jul 31, 2017, 06:45 AM
Jul 2017

The very embodiment.

That is why, when he came down the escalator I said he was no joke, and he was a very real threat to win their nomination.

These people not only gave skull fucked 1/3 of the country, they turned their own brains to mush, the disconnect needed to spew their bullshit leaves them completely oblivious to how poisonous what they say is.

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