The real reason that the FBI raided Paul Manafort's house.

[guillaumeb]

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Liberals will of course assume that Paul Manafort is under suspicion for the 1000 or so coincidental and accidental meetings with Russian operatives that took place during the Trump campaign. Nothing could be farther from the truth.

The FBI raided Manafort's house under orders from the deep state. The reason is simple.

Manafort had amassed documentation proving conclusively that Barack Obama was in fact born in Kenya of Muslim parents.

Manafort had also received proof that Obama and Clinton personally directed the bloody massacre of Christians at Bowling Green. Manafort found this documentation in the basement of the pizza restaurant where Clinton was running the child sex ring.

The liberal media, of course, will continue the cover-up of these high crimes and misdemeanors.

Edited to add: I just received news that a person of interest was found living in Manafort's basement. It was, of course, Osama bin Laden, who never actually died.

Thanks Obama.

[The Wielding Truth]

1. Hahaahahaahahaaha! Thanks I needed that.

[guillaumeb]

2. Happy to be of service.

But the explanations of the Trump operatives will be even funnier.

[lamp_shade]

3. Excellent!!!

[guillaumeb]

4. Simply connecting the dots. eom

[DK504]

5. Shhhhhhhhh.....the rubes will post this as the truth.

[guillaumeb]

6. I did consider that factor. eom

[gratuitous]

7. I heard he had an avocado toast recipe that's supposed to be da bomb

So you can see why the FBI got involved.

[guillaumeb]

9. Yet another piece of the puzzle.

I also know that Manafort has a tape of a certain orange hued President enjoying a shower.

[malaise]

8. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Hilarious

[guillaumeb]

10. At your service.

The truth will come out.

[dalton99a]

11. Precisely.

[SHRED]

12. You should apply at FAUX!!

[guillaumeb]

22. I have a tiny shred of integrity.

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And that shred is enough to disqualify me.

[IndieRick]

13. Oh thanks

for clearing that up.....

[guillaumeb]

23. Welcome to DU, and if you have any more questions,

I will have a silly answer.

[IndieRick]

53. Silly?

Thank you for the welcome

I did not find your answer silly at all, I thought you were being factual actually

In truth , in my short time here I have found most contributors, yourself included, to be clever, sane even.

I did say most.....

[Tommy_Carcetti]

14. Don't you get it? They were only doing it to fool Lloyd Braun!

[Glimmer of Hope]

15. You had me until "deep state".

[guillaumeb]

24. I am glad I could carry it that long. eom

[YCHDT]

16. What's sad is this isn't too far from what conservatives are told

[guillaumeb]

25. True. It is only satire among the informed.

To the Trump voter it is truth.

[MissKat]

17. You know what scares me

Is that this could be picked up by some nut job and passed on through the nut job state

[guillaumeb]

26. True. And if anyone reads the right wing boards much crazier

stories abound.

[LiberalLovinLug]

41. I'm sure something like this is already making the rounds

I think Trump, and those others that would benefit from his policies, will try and incite actual violence and uprising, if the law is closing in on him. There will be many that will latch onto the conspiracy theory that DESPITE Republicans running everything..somehow there is this evil Soros/Clinton run 'deep state' organization that has its claws in all the intellegence services and it is THEY who are the real traitors trying to usurp the rightful (and popular vote winning) President.

[SusanaMontana41]

18. Another leaker.

A stoolie from Trumpf TV.

[infullview]

19. Be Careful!

This may be picked up a reported as real news by FOX

[guillaumeb]

27. Welcome to DU.

FOX news is for those who cannot handle real news.

[NewJeffCT]

42. Welcome to DU

I believe Fox got fooled by an article from The Onion a few years back, and Rush has gotten fooled a few times by people claiming to have debunked global warming

[niyad]

20. as usual, you have nailed it perfectly. cannot wait for this to show up on fixed noise!!

[guillaumeb]

28. I appreciate your compliment as I appreciate your insightful posts. eom

[bronxiteforever]

21. Lol! Great one! It's not deep state, it's deep cake.

Deep delicious and beautiful chocolate cake.

[guillaumeb]

30. Ah yes, the cake.

As he described it, it sounded almost sexual in feeling. Perhaps the cake is a substitute for what he cannot have. A sexual relationship based on love and trust.

[PatSeg]

29. Thank you!!!

[guillaumeb]

31. My pleasure. We all need some comic relief. eom

[Richard D]

32. Can I steal that?

Brilliant.

[guillaumeb]

44. It is in the public domain.

But if you wish to post elsewhere and credit here that is fine.

[TryLogic]

33. I would prefer you didn't waste my time.

[beastie boy]

34. I have an alternative set of facts.

Before Manafort became director of Trump's campaign, he secretly planted his operative, Bryan Pagliano, to become Hillary's IT director, who eventually copied all of her emails onto a floppy disk and hid it in Manafort's house. When Hillary found out about it, she had no choice but to secretly make a deal with the best deal maker running for president, Donald Trump, to rig the election in his favor, in exchange for Trump's secret promise to suppress the fact of the existence, and eventually destroy the aforementioned floppy disk. To silence and discredit Manafort, Trump and Hillary, secretly working in concert, first spread fake news of Manafort's involvement with the Russian mob and the FSB, sick the US intelligence services on him and eventually fire him.

And now, coup de grace! On Trump's secret orders, Manafort's house is raided secretly, in the middle of the night so as not to incur the wrath of real patriots, the floppy is retrieved and destroyed! The payback is complete!

See, no Russia collusion at all!

[guillaumeb]

45. Very well done.

And by tying Clinton in, we validate Bannon's deep state fantasies and complete the circle of corruption.

[beastie boy]

50. That goes without saying

And don't get me started on the super clandestine conspiratorial encounter between Bill and Loretta, in the middle of a public airport, in broad daylight, in full view of thousands. I totally didn't expect that incident going public.

Thanks, Bannon!

[Ford_Prefect]

35. Right! This OP is breaking news on CNN as we speak. Even Now Pigs Are Flying!!!!

[Bladewire]

36. Compared to this...

[guillaumeb]

46. A struggle indeed.

The truth would be easier to remember, but Manafort cannot tell the truth.

[Kathy M]

37. My guess is that it has to do more with pence

I do not like to assume..... If I remember there could have been a grand jury in Virginia..... If those stories are correct ,and pence hadto turn over emails.....

[ghostsinthemachine]

38. Deep down, we kind of knew this would finally

Come to surface. Fucking Obama, fucking Kenyan.

[maxrandb]

39. I heard that he had

Clintons email

[NewJeffCT]

40. You forgot

that Obama and Hillary also founded ISIS - not created conditions that allowed the formation of ISIS, but actually were founding members. Manafort had found their original ISIS membership cards (with picture!) stamped with "Founding Member" on the front and a video of them swearing it to secrecy "cross my heart and hope to die"

[guillaumeb]

48. Another vital piece of the puzzle.

And I have more to add. Hint: Osama bin Laden.

[SergeStorms]

43. Excellent.

That's one of the main differences between Democrats and Republicans: a sense of humor. Glad to see you're using yours today.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

47. Librul media

At least spell it right.

[guillaumeb]

49. I forgot the furst lesson of right wing memes.

[underpants]

51. Makes perfect sense

[guillaumeb]

52. And now you know, the rest of the story.

With appreciation for Paul Harvey and his style.