Trump Gets Stroked Twice a Day

[packman]

Twice a day since the beginning of the Trump administration, a special folder is prepared for the president. The first document is prepared around 9:30 a.m. and the follow-up, around 4:30 p.m. Former Chief of Staff Reince Priebus and former Press Secretary Sean Spicer both wanted the privilege of delivering the 20-to-25-page packet to President Trump personally, White House sources say.

These sensitive papers, described to VICE News by three current and former White House officials, don’t contain top-secret intelligence or updates on legislative initiatives. Instead, the folders are filled with screenshots of positive cable news chyrons (those lower-third headlines and crawls), admiring tweets, transcripts of fawning TV interviews, praise-filled news stories, and sometimes just pictures of Trump on TV looking powerful.


One White House official said the only feedback the White House communications shop, which prepares the folder, has ever gotten in all these months is: “It needs to be more fucking positive.” That’s why some in the White House ruefully refer to the packet as “the propaganda document

https://news.vice.com/story/trump-folder-positive-news-white-house

[Girard442]

1. If I had behaved that way at 12, my parents would have put me in therapy instanter.

[sarcasmo]

2. I'M jealous, twice a day?

[FSogol]

3. I'm glad this isn't a Hope Hickey post.

[Girard442]

4. He gets those twice a day, too.

[Johnny2X2X]

5. This is how evil happens

When you take a madman and do this anything becomes possible. Trump is so easily manipulated that he could drop a nuclear bomb on an ally thinking that doing so is what will make the American people love him.

This is unbelievably dangerous stuff.

[no_hypocrisy]

6. Likely not enough I suspect.

[politicaljunkie41910]

7. The propaganda document must be the new "Porn". What a shame. I can just see him sitting there at

9:30 a.m. and 4:30 p.m. rubbing his hands together with such anticipation. So SAD!!!!!

[Buns_of_Fire]

8. And daily at 9:33 and 4:33 Rump locks himself in the royal bathroom

and masturbates wildly to all the fluffing material he's been given.

[Thomas Hurt]

9. I knew about his Touch Myself rallies and now we know about his Touch Myself briefings...

is it that he is so insecure that he has to have a twice daily fix? Is Trump an addict?

[Buns_of_Fire]

10. Addicted to Love? (SURPRISE! I didn't link to it! :) ) nt

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

11. Pa. thet. ick.

Calling stuff about this pResident icky is mild, but almost never wrong.

[lamp_shade]

12. The "woobie" folder. He needs a talking to...

[n2doc]

13. For somebody who is supposedly so successful, he sure need a lot of encouragement n/t

[Gothmog]

14. Trump is mentally ill and needs this soothing to cope

[lunatica]

15. they need to do another one in the wee hours of the morning when he's usually

pissed off and tweeting insults.

[pansypoo53219]

16. turnip sounds SO fragile. celluloid president. hope just as flamible.

[Hieronymus]

17. Little wonder he keeps saying ..

how people love him and the news is fake.

[Permanut]

18. I probably shouldn't reveal this, but..

secret inside confidential North Korean documents show that Kim Jung Un gets them THREE times a day.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

19. TMI