Will NK launch against Guam on the Day of the Eclipse?

[jpak]

That appears what they are threatening.

[sarisataka]

1. So it will be

Harder to spot the missile in the dark?

[jpak]

21. Yes

http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh

[sarisataka]

26. No! Anything but that

[jpak]

27. Your choice

nuke?

or that?

[sarisataka]

28. Tough call, both lead to Armageddon

But the nuke is quicker

[jpak]

29. I agree

[sarisataka]

31. She tried to warn us but they didn't listen

[jpak]

33. Mandatory viewing from the Capitol

n/t

[greeny2323]

2. Huh

Wut?

[jpak]

5. Maximum psychological impact

Apocalyptic.

Yup

[greeny2323]

7. Huh?

You know the eclipse isn't global, right?

[jpak]

10. Yes - it will be seen from coast to coast in the US.

yup

[XRubicon]

3. What could be dumber?

If they hit Guam that would be less than a pin prick to the US and NK would be immediately turned to dust.

[NightWatcher]

4. I doubt they could hit Guam but if they get on in the vicinity...

Dingleberry would have no choice but to retaliate.

[MyNameIsKhan]

6. The problem is any retaliation ... they will destroy Seoul and cities in Japan ...

We are so fucked ...

[jpak]

8. They are saying they will target their missiles 40 km or so offshore

A shot across the bow.

[Squinch]

17. They aren't trying to hit Guam. This is another test. They are not aiming at Guam.

[Renew Deal]

9. Nuclear Apoceclipse

[jpak]

11. !

[Voltaire2]

12. no.

[jpak]

16. Yes

n/t

[maxsolomon]

19. no.

[jpak]

25. yes

[Weekend Warrior]

30. Ehhh... Maybe. Nt

[jpak]

32. Rock Paper Scissors then

The way Trump would decide with Dear Leader

[Weekend Warrior]

34. I think this discussion thread...

Is probably similar to the discussions in the WH. All of their debates probably end with one... two... three... MY PAPER COVERS YOUR ROCK!!!!

[jpak]

35. and Kellyanne gets to spank Bannon with a wet noodle

Sad!

[Not Ruth]

13. At this point anything bigger than an m80 is a launch on Guam

[defacto7]

14. Because no one will be looking!

Right?
Maybe they will point their ICBM so it will follow the eclipse the whole distance hiding between the moon and the sun, then pop out just as the moon passes Guam while everyone on earth is looking at the eclipse. What an ingenious and diabolical plan.

[jpak]

15. Exactly

And with millions of Americans blinded because they bought cheap NK-made Eclipse goggles - we will be powerless to resist Dear Leader's attack.

Oh the Huge Manatee!

[ProudLib72]

18. The Mar-a-Lago manatee?

Why he is mana teeing up to play golf in NJ while the world explodes.

[jpak]

20. I thought it was on the menu there.

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Cheeto jones for a good fillet of Manatee.

[defacto7]

22. You mean the pink lenses don't work?

[jpak]

24. Yes they do - and I can sell you a gross cheap

bitcoin only