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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region Forums"No fury hath more fire, nor fire more fury! #You'reCooked." Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald (The original Sign of the Beast) Trump is saying: "Hello, Governor Calvo? . . . Good to speak with you. . . . I want to assure you, Eddie, right off the bat, that Guam is going to do just fine. . . . There's nothing at all to worry about. . . . You can tell your citizens that they can go ahead with their planned vacations and weekends at the beach or whatever. . . . Tell them there's absolutely no reason to worry. . . . Tell them I know exactly what I'm doing and have everything under control. . . . That should calm them."
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Above CAPTION based on Trump's call to Guam's governor 8.11.17 as covered by The Hill:
http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/346280-trump-speaks-with-guam-governor-amid-north-korea-threat
underpants
(182,826 posts)I just read the article at The Hill I linked and the conversation was FAR more inane than what I had imagined in the OP. He tells the Governor that Guam is beautifully all over the media and congratulates him that his tourism will go up ten fold after reassuring him somewhat in the fashion I had imagined.
This joker it putting satire out of business!
SWBTATTReg
(22,133 posts)WhoIsNumberNone
(7,875 posts)I'd like to order a pizza, please- A terrific pizza, bigger than any pizza anyone's ever seen, with double everything on it, and I'd like Mexico to pay for it.
GallopingGhost
(2,404 posts)Listen, don't worry about nukes coming your way. Just relax. I'm a big, 100% behind...I'm behind you 100%, that is...This is going to bring you the biggest tourists. By the way, I've been meaning to call you about building a golf course there. Oh, and can you send me some kadon pika?"
Donkees
(31,413 posts)skip fox
(19,359 posts)"You bet, Eddie, if I knew a guy like me was in charge, I'd sure feel better knowing I was me, someone like I've always been, and who would know better than I would, since I know what I said when I said I meant it that I'd be fine with me in charge, someone who can think clear enough to know who is in change and feel good because it was someone I know as me. See? . . . So now you can relax."