I'll bet that on Monday, Sarah reads another letter from a fictitious kid named after a veggie

[Miles Archer]

1). North Korea

2). Venezuela

4). Mueller Investigation

5). Virginia alt-right violence

"Ah'd lahk to read a letter from 8 year old Billy, who calls himself "Turnip"..."

[ProudLib72]

1. She is disgusting

Looks like a rotting turnip herself. Breath probably smells like rotting vegetables, too.

[mainstreetonce]

2. You made me laugh

And today is not funny.

[Miles Archer]

3. Doin' my best, my friend.

You're right. It's not a funny day, or an easy day for holding on to sanity.

[Solly Mack]

4. She'll cast asparagus at those doubting turnip's sincerity.