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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)A disturbing hostage video surfaced on Monday showing an American man woodenly reciting words that were not his own.
The video, which was broadcast on all the major news networks, raised concerns for the man, whose robotic performance indicated that he was reading a prepared statement under duress.
While the man appeared well fed and, to a certain extent, healthy, his facial expressions and body language convinced experts that the act of reciting the prepared text was an extraordinary ordeal for him.
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riversedge
(70,289 posts)spanone
(135,862 posts)underpants
(182,870 posts)From the moment he began speaking, the subjects in his sentences agreed with the verbs, he said. That set off alarm bells.
calimary
(81,441 posts)When I heard that one over the weekend, my first thought was - "awwww... baby just learned a new word!"
Gothmog
(145,496 posts)NastyRiffraff
(12,448 posts)parody mirroring truth.
Dump actually DID sound like a hostage unwillingly reciting words written for him.
Bernardo de La Paz
(49,034 posts)LakeArenal
(28,837 posts)...and to a certain effect, healthy.
But his skin tones appeared quite abnormal.