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Tommy_Carcetti

(43,182 posts) Mon Aug 21, 2017, 12:57 AM Aug 2017

Guys, pretty sure Trump's gonna declare war on the moon tomorrow

Think about it. The moon intentionally blocks out our sun tomorrow?

Right over America?

And Trump just then wants to deliver a White House speech?

The time DU has long dreaded has finally come.

We're gonna bomb the moon.

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Guys, pretty sure Trump's gonna declare war on the moon tomorrow (Original Post) Tommy_Carcetti Aug 2017 OP

I knew someone would bring that up - somehow. Solly Mack Aug 2017 #1

He should go there himself, just to be sure it's being done correctly. The Velveteen Ocelot Aug 2017 #2

It's Obama's fault the moon is still there! n/t greeny2323 Aug 2017 #3

Actually... KY_EnviroGuy Aug 2017 #4

That's if he can find Blue_Roses Aug 2017 #5

Trump declares moon Axis of Evil! RKP5637 Aug 2017 #6

Tommy, it's "tomorrow", one 'm', two 'r's. longship Aug 2017 #7

The secret is in this Dolores Claiborne gif... Bladewire Aug 2017 #8

Solly Mack

(90,767 posts)

1. I knew someone would bring that up - somehow.

Reply to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Mon Aug 21, 2017, 12:58 AM

Aug 2017

Bombing the moon, that is.

LMAO

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,693 posts)

2. He should go there himself, just to be sure it's being done correctly.

Reply to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Mon Aug 21, 2017, 01:09 AM

Aug 2017

greeny2323

(590 posts)

3. It's Obama's fault the moon is still there! n/t

Reply to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Mon Aug 21, 2017, 01:10 AM

Aug 2017

KY_EnviroGuy

(14,491 posts)

4. Actually...

Reply to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Mon Aug 21, 2017, 01:11 AM

Aug 2017

he's just going to sue the moon. For huuuge revenue losses at his golf resorts along the eclipse path. The bombing is just a typical Trump lead-in threat to scare the bejesus out of the moon's lawyers.