"Problem with Confederate statues? I have the answer." . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!

[skip fox]

Donald (Off his rocket) Trump is saying: "Nobody can figure out what to do about the Confederate statues in the South and in our capitol. . . . What's the big deal? . . . It's easy, have them tear the statues down and replace them with statues of me. . . . You know: me on horseback, . . . me freeing the slaves. . . . Use your imagination. . . . I don't understand why everyone thinks these things are so hard!"

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. "I'm almost embarrassed to say this...

"but George Washington was just following my advice when he crossed the Delaware."

[heaven05]

2. I just noticed

he really does have reptilian eyes just like his reptilian 'cousins' crawling everywhere screaming about confederate history being destroyed....when systemic racism has kept it alive since 250 of slavery was halted in 1865....then came Jim Crow and Charlottesville...a racist in the highest position of our government????? Crawl back down that hole , mofo!!!!!!!!!! I have to research the Charlotte this town/city was named for. I bet that will open another can of worms. In fact all names of cities and towns, in the south particularly, of this type....google here I come.

After 8 years of class and intelligence leading this country, to have this POS calling himself potus is the affront.

Caption: uuuhhh I don't know, ask pootie

[skip fox]

3. I don't think

We've ever had a CAPTION with such a long, thoughtful preface, esp. when the CAPTION was all of 5+ words (which were perfectly attached to the photo).

[skip fox]

4. Donald Trump is saying:

"What else do you have to lose?"