Ivanka does some eclipse 'splaining. Funny replies

[underpants]

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/twitter-ivanka-trump-eclipse-tweet_us_599a1cafe4b0e8cc855e6192

[DesertRat]

1. The replies are the best

Twitter humor never fails.

[malaise]

4. How impeachment works

[katmondoo]

11. I love it, please tell us Ivanka

[Takket]

2. Sweet. Now explain to the cabinet how the 25th amendment works

[malaise]

3. Off to the greatest page for

laughter on steroids

[greatauntoftriplets]

5. Thank the gods that Ivanka has superior-splained that to us!

No one else would EVER have known otherwise. Maybe she's pandering to daddy's science-rejecting base.

[dalton99a]

6. Ivanka Dumbshit, explain global warming to Donald Dumbshit

[SwissTony]

7. I just went and put my hat on...

...just so I could take it off again for Mr Rob DeLong.

Well said, sir.

[Funtatlaguy]

8. Yes, Rob wins

the internet today!

[riversedge]

9. Best one yet IMHO: Thanks next week can u show us how impeachment works 10:11 AM - Aug 20, 2017

[riversedge]

10. poster of Trump Eclipse....

poster of Trump Eclipse....

Link to tweet

[Scarsdale]

12. Did her rabbi explain this to her?

It could not have been any of the dimwits in her own family. Who the HELL does she think she is? A NORMAL person would have caught on by now that her father is reviled by most citizens of this country, and the rest of the world. This airhead carries on as though the family is something special. GET A CLUE<WOMAN. Maybe all the Botox has seeped into her brain out of her face? Maybe one of the numerous nannies she has raising her kids explained this to her?

[gratuitous]

13. If you'd like to learn more about the sun . . .

Let's all enjoy the musical stylings of They Might Be Giants:

[Crash2Parties]

14. Public Service Announcements are what First Ladies* do, people!

And besides...it's not like Trump supporters are going to get even that much accurate info from Fox News or Breitbart.

(*yes, I know)

[mbusby]

15. Fake news.

Everyone knows the sun orbits the earth.

[DDySiegs]

16. Hey Ivanka, how 'bout tweeting on global warming

In a tweet storm you can point out how clear it is that global warming is caused by human activity; that unless something is done -now- sea levels will rise so much that even Mar a Lago will be flooded; and that this nation and the world must urgently and dramatically curb the release of green house gasses.

With your tweeted graphic you've admitted that the world is not flat. I know that was a big step for you. Now tweet the above referenced facts. C'mon you can do it. Believe me, you'll feel better if you do. Really!!

[machoneman]

17. Oddly silent on Dad's Nazi, anti-Jew, stance but oh boy....

we needed a fuckin' science lesson instead!

[MyOwnPeace]

28. Nothing wrong with science............

(yeah, she forgot the other stuff ), but, let's keep it going!

What about GLOBAL WARMING??????

[tclambert]

18. She left out the part where it's all Obama's fault.

[strongermessage]

19. Maybe her next tweet will be to explain how the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

[underpants]

21. Yes!

[Dulcinea]

20. SMH.

Ivanka must think she really understands the "commoners" with her book about women who work, how to make champagne popsicles, & science tweets.

[Ztolkins]

22. Excuse my ignorance...

But is what she said wrong? I get she's a Trump but this ridicule seems misplace, particularly since a lot of their base thinks solar eclipses are caused by witches. There is a ton of things to legitimately shit on her for, dropping basic science facts doesn't seem to be wise and makes us look smug.

Just ask yourselves: WWNDTD (What Would Neil De Grasse Tyson Do)

[OldHippieChick]

23. If she truly wanted to educate beyond kimdergarten she might

have offered more detail to the science. This is, obviously to many of us, her opinion of the level of stupidity and ignorance that follow her on Twitter. Sadly she is probably correct, but she needs to know that most of the rest of us are well ahead of her, her father and her followers.

[IronLionZion]

24. Actually God only blots out the sun when he wants us to impeach our president

it's a divine sign of biblical proportions

[Ztolkins]

26. My mistake...always thought witches!

[PatrickforO]

33. I agree.

Criticism not warranted here.

[NCjack]

25. Dear Ivanka: Solar eclipses block out the Sun's rays intended by God to warm the Earth.

Is it true that this total solar eclipse will cool the Earth and initiate an Ice Age? Should I get my fur coat out storage?

[MyOwnPeace]

29. Dear NCjack.

No, don't bother!
Just come on down to Mar-a-lago - it's warmer there and we're not under water yet.
When you get to the gate, tell them you're one of the 35% that still believe in us!

[NCjack]

30. I require 2 scoops or forget it. nt

[MyOwnPeace]

31. Just take.......

as many scoops as you want. I'll tell 'em Bannon took 'em on his way out!

[cwydro]

27. K and r. nt

[PatrickforO]

32. No reason to be mean to her about that.

C'mon. Flame the Donald, yeah, but this wasn't offensive.

[Skittles]

34. she is an advisor

and a con woman / grifter

she is FAIR GAME

and please STOP calling him THE DONALD

he is a FUCKING ASSHOLE

[pokerfan]

35. A thing went in front of another thing...

It's not hard, Ivanka...