Here Comes Nibiru! Bend Over and Kiss Your Ass Goodbye!

[MineralMan]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4767852/Will-September-s-solar-eclipse-cause-world-end.html

The end is nigh, my DU friends! We are doomed!

That is all...Really!

[longship]

1. The martini bar is now open.

Gin, vermouth, dash of bitters, garnished with olives.

Drink em up while there's time left. There's plenty to go around for everybody.

[MineralMan]

4. Gin and tonic for me. It's Summer, after all.

Down the hatch!

[longship]

8. I believe we do have tonic water and fresh limes, too.

So we can accommodate.

BTW, we use the Queen's choice of gin. Gordon's. Nice and not too pricey.

Skäl!
:cheers:

[MineralMan]

9. Lovely. Please make mine a double.

Thanks!

[longship]

11. No prob, my friend.

Happy to accommodate you on a day like this, with Nibiru on the horizon, and all that.

Last orders soon, folks.

[HAB911]

2. Did you see the movie

Melancholia?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melancholia_(2011_film)

[MineralMan]

3. Nope. Can I watch it on Netflix? Please hurry with your answer.

Time's running out, you see...

[HAB911]

5. As the title hints

if you didn't want to commit suicide, you will after seeing it

[MineralMan]

7. What does it matter? We are doomed in any case.

[B2G]

12. I've seen it like 4 times.

Love it.

[MineralMan]

6. This Just In: A Giant Vietnamese Frog May Devour the Sun

first, ending this threat.

[dalton99a]

10. +1

[FLPanhandle]

13. I always enjoy the post-event survival excuses the most

"We prayed it away"

I'm sure there will be a few "God diverted Nibiru to allow Trump to fix our country"

"We were off in our calculations, it'll be the NEXT solar eclipse, then we are DOOMED"

[MineralMan]

14. Some of our own Native Americans, in prehistoric times,

shot fiery arrows at the disappearing Sun to make it reappear. In all cases, their strategy worked, proving the value and accuracy of their mythology.