"What a crock. . . It's just an orange blob." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!

[skip fox]

Donald Trump just finished saying: "Eclipse my ass! . . . I can't see a damned thing!"

[malaise]

1. It is better to be born blind

than to have sight and lack vision

He's a fucking moron!

[riversedge]

2. IDIOT.

[imanamerican63]

3. Where is their ship?

[chelsea0011]

4. Did you know that I have the best retinas?

[jpak]

5. "NASA told me global was real - and told me not to look at the eclipse - I'll show 'em!"

idgit

[Little Star]

6. Ignorant piece of horse shit! Nice example to set for children. Ugh!

[TheBlackAdder]

7. "Take my photo now. If I stand this way, my chingina isn't visible."

[MontanaMama]

8. Fucking fool.

Terminal Doofus Syndrome.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

9. I don't need no stinking glasses.

[dembotoz]

10. the golden sun reminds me of my golden showers

[Johonny]

11. When does it start raining frogs?

[cornball 24]

12. Trump: You fools don't know the sun, moon and stars revolve around me! I looked up and the

Sun said, Master, I'm pulling in all my yuuuge rays so you can do your "I don't need no glasses" photo op.