John Kelly have one of those "Suicide Squad" touch pads connected to Trumps head tonight?

[IADEMO2004]

Go off script...off go head?

[Siwsan]

1. Maybe they threatened to withhold the two scoops, and make him eat a salad, instead

I didn't listen to him. I'd prefer a return of this morning's migraine, times 10, rather than subject myself to his blithering.

[dflprincess]

2. I thought he seemed medicated

his eyes looked blanker than usual and he stuck to his script. But his speech was monotone and while he would look back and forth between the teleprompters he never looked straight ahead.

[IADEMO2004]

3. I think during his weekend at Camp David he got the nerd treatment from the generals.

Mr President this is going to have your name on it.

[NightWatcher]

4. Mr president, does this washcloth smell like chloroform

Just. Read.