So, this seems to sum up what Trump said.

[potone]

Charles P. Pierce‏Verified account @CharlesPPierce 39m39 minutes ago

Apparently we are going to win the war in Afghanistan by winning the war in Afghanistan.
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Everybody got it now?

[NanceGreggs]

1. Who knew it was all so simple? n/t

[forgotmylogin]

13. It's just as easy as solving the drug war. "People should stop taking drugs!"

I mean obviously, he knows what's up.

[johnp3907]

2. I'm tired of winning

[D_Master81]

3. Damnit

If only Bush or Obama had thought of that before this thing would've been over long ago.

[underpants]

4. All of history just face palmed having not thought of that.

The Afghanistan area has been invaded many times in recorded history, but no invader has been able to control all of its regions at the same time, and at some point faced rebellion. Some of the invaders in the history of Afghanistan include the Maurya Empire of ancient India, Alexander the Great of Macedon, Umar, an Arab Caliphate, Genghis Khan of Mongolia, Timur of Persia and Central Asia, the Mughal Empire of India, various Persian Empires, the British Empire, the Sikh Empire, the Soviet Union, and most recently a coalition force of NATO troops, the majority from the United States, which entered the country in the first-ever invocation of NATO's Article 5 "an attack on one is an attack on all" following the September 11 attacks in the United States.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasions_of_Afghanistan

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

5. Beyond the Khyber Pass

is an excellent book about foreign powers trying to rule Afghanistan
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/7335724-beyond-khyber-pass

[underpants]

6. Thanks.

[burrowowl]

7. You forgot, wants India to go to war with Pakistan!

[zentrum]

8. So much winning!

[TimeToGo]

9. Oh the secret plans

I've got so many secret plans it's unbelievable. I've got such great secret plans. The best. They are so secret, way better than anyone's. Obama had secrets, let me tell you. But my plans are so secret I don't even know them. That's what secret means, most people don't know that.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

11. Funny as hell

That's great! Not even his hairdresser knows!

[BigmanPigman]

10. Did Van Jones add that he looked presidential tonight?

[kaotikross]

12. Exactly.

Trump should just go ahead and win it tomorrow, he can probably get it done between holes at Bedminster.

[forgotmylogin]

14. Why, I bet he can get it done while on the GREEN at Bedminster.

He multitasks. He's a smart person. Otherwise, he wouldn't have TIME to play golf. I mean, you know how to win at golf right? You put the ball in the hole. That's the secret Trump knows that nobody else does. He's gotta enjoy golfing, because real soon we won't have the budget for him to golf anymore.