Trump is the bump stock of American stupid. He fires off stupid stuff so fast and furiously its a

[Augiedog]

wonder he doesn’t self immolate.

[True Dough]

1. Is that your original line?

"Trump is the bump stock of American stupid."

I think it's clever and hilarious (and, sadly, accurate).

[Augiedog]

4. Yes it is my original line. Every once in a while I surprise myself.

[Eliot Rosewater]

2. I agree with the other poster, this is good stuff, great line.

[guillaumeb]

3. He must use an enormous amount of gel to hold his few strands in place.

If the gel is flammable the fire would be seen from space. A beacon to stupid. An eternal flame of idiocy.

[XRubicon]

5. This is perfection.