As a devoutly religious dentist, I believe

[PCIntern]

with all my heart and all my soul that as a matter of conscience I am not obliged to treat Republicans who are infected and/or in pain. They are free to look elsewhere for treatment.

[MontanaMama]

1. Ooooh.

That's a good one. Sounds legit to me!

[iscooterliberally]

2. They feel pain? Who knew?

[SammyWinstonJack]

12. They inflict pain. They don't feel that.

[tymorial]

3. I have a few patients who are conservative

We discuss treatment not politics.

[PCIntern]

4. I ONly discuss if they bring it up

There must be a sign outside some days which reads “Moron Dropoff here”.

[Bob Loblaw]

5. I flat out guarantee

those sons of bitches don't floss enough.

[Ms. Toad]

6. My devoutly religious

Trump/Palin/Bannon loving, conservative, primary care physician is just fine treating our whole queer family.

[lunatica]

7. Well you do wield deadly weapons in your practice

It wouldn't be wise to push you over the edge with their dumbfuckery.

[hunter]

8. You are missing an excellent business opportunity...

... you could get some kind of religious credentials and then for a hundred dollar donation you could pray for them.

Jesus would then surely be along to fix whatever is wrong with their teeth.

[LittleGirl]

9. Good grief

can't you all see the sarcasm?

[NBachers]

10. After all, it's God's will.

[gratuitous]

11. Is that an enlightened view?

Surely you could begin treating a Republican, get him all shot up with novocaine, begin whatever really painful procedure you have in mind, leaving nerves exposed and stuff, then suddenly stop everything and order them out of the office. Much more humane.

[Ineeda]

13. Turn around is fair play.

I don't bake cakes or fix teeth, but if I did, I sure as hell wouldn't be doing it for an asshole. On the other hand, the opportunities for vengeance would be hard to resist. You know, using not quite enough novacaine, or eggs a bit "off" in the batter.

[magicarpet]

14. Are you sure they are stopping by for dental work......

...... Or looking for one of those non-abortion but quick back alley abortion deals that right/wrong/and habitually hypo-hypocritical wingers are always trying to hunt down on the QT - quiet - confidential - off the record medical procedures ?

I say give it to them - forget the Novocaine - and don't even bother to sterilize your implements or wash your hands - cruddy and dirty is okay.

Praise the Lord and pass the germs and bacteria, ignore the need for antibiotics.

Amen