Please come CAPTION Mitt (what the freak am I going to do now?) Romney!!!

[skip fox]

Mitt (between a tax return and a sheer cliff) Romney is thinking: "Geez. I can't release my tax returns without Obama and his henchmen trying to distort items. . . . Like my shareholder position in companies that use child labor and have an inordinate suicide rates. . . . Like that audit and the penalties barely keeping me out of jail in 2009. . . . Like the Bain bonuses for 2001 and 2002 based on new employee positions in India. . . . Like the rent I jacked up on the orphanages and old age homes. . . . Like those life insurance policies I took out on unknown employees before I sent them into war zones . . . Yeah, I just can't release them. . . . Obama will make up nasty things about me if I do."

[patrice]

1. "See! The Bain business model IS successful. Fracking creates PRIVATE water entrepreneurs!"

[Yeah Its Spin]

2. The mitt 2012 chip was not programmed for a proper face palm.