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The Book of Mormon tells that Moroni served under his father, the commander in chief of 23 groups of about ten thousand Nephites each,[3] who battled against the Lamanites. Upon the Nephites' defeat, Moroni was forced to go into hiding and to wander from place to place to avoid being killed by the victorious Lamanites. (See Cumorah for more information on this battle.) Moroni was the last known survivor of the Nephite nation.
Moroni had been commanded by his father to complete the Nephite record, which Mormon had abridged from previous records. Moroni is the ascribed author of chapters 8 and 9 of the Book of Mormon (Mormon's record within the larger Book of Mormon), the entire Book of Moroni, and the Title Page of the Book of Mormon. He has also added the Book of Ether into the plates, which is primarily an abridgment of Jaredite writings but also contains extensive commentary by Moroni, especially in Ether 4, Ether 5, Ether 8, and Ether 12. Moroni was the last prophet to write in the Book of Mormon.
Moroni then writes that he had seen and spoken to Jesus face to face and that he had been shown extensive visions of the future. Speaking directly to modern-day readers of the Book of Mormon, Moroni writes, "Behold, I speak unto you as if ye were present, and yet ye are not. But behold, Jesus Christ hath shown you unto me, and I know your doing".[4]
Upon completion of the record, written on golden plates, Moroni buried the plates in a stone box in a hill in what is now Wayne County, New York, where they were recovered by Joseph Smith. A 12-meter granite and bronze monument to Moroni has been placed by Latter-day Saints on this hill, which they call Cumorah.
sadbear
(4,340 posts)Joseph Smith just made it all up.
CreekDog
(46,192 posts)i recommend the South Park episode on Mormons.
not only does it cover more than my Book of Mormon classes, it is shorter and more enjoyable.
surprisingly, it isn't more funny.
truebrit71
(20,805 posts)...because both made their bullshit religions up for their own profit/devices...
aquart
(69,014 posts)Am I the only one who looks at Moroni and thinks, "I, Moron"?
malaise
(269,172 posts)I can't believe this madness
dhill926
(16,358 posts)how does anyone actually believe this shit?
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)That said, the only significant religion even stupider than Mormonism is Scientology. Kinda telling that both Joseph Smith and L. Ron Hubbard were total scam artists.
CreekDog
(46,192 posts)Okay, I bet I've piqued your curiosity.
TlalocW
(15,391 posts)Actually just two lines of it...
Joseph Smith.. Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Lucy Harris... Smart smart smart smart smart!
TlalocW
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)ACTUALLY BELIEVE."
trixie
(867 posts)This makes as much sense as Jesus, god, Allah etc. All stories about any religion =
truebrit71
(20,805 posts)...I just went to that Wiki page...and followed the link about the golden plates...holy fuck..people actually BELIEVE this shit? It's fucking laughable!!!
RevStPatrick
(2,208 posts)Mormonism and Scientology.
Both based on the science fictions of their day, both started by known grifters.
Unfortunately, I am not proficient in photoshop.
Can one of you skilled 'shopers make a picture of "Moran Guy" holding a sign that reads "Get a Brain, Moroni!" or maybe Morani? Maybe he should be wearing magic underwear as well?
Something like that...