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kentuck

(111,110 posts)
Wed Jul 18, 2012, 04:37 PM Jul 2012

Holy Moroni ! (Know your Mormon)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moroni_%28Book_of_Mormon_prophet%29

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The Book of Mormon tells that Moroni served under his father, the commander in chief of 23 groups of about ten thousand Nephites each,[3] who battled against the Lamanites. Upon the Nephites' defeat, Moroni was forced to go into hiding and to wander from place to place to avoid being killed by the victorious Lamanites. (See Cumorah for more information on this battle.) Moroni was the last known survivor of the Nephite nation.

Moroni had been commanded by his father to complete the Nephite record, which Mormon had abridged from previous records. Moroni is the ascribed author of chapters 8 and 9 of the Book of Mormon (Mormon's record within the larger Book of Mormon), the entire Book of Moroni, and the Title Page of the Book of Mormon. He has also added the Book of Ether into the plates, which is primarily an abridgment of Jaredite writings but also contains extensive commentary by Moroni, especially in Ether 4, Ether 5, Ether 8, and Ether 12. Moroni was the last prophet to write in the Book of Mormon.

Moroni then writes that he had seen and spoken to Jesus face to face and that he had been shown extensive visions of the future. Speaking directly to modern-day readers of the Book of Mormon, Moroni writes, "Behold, I speak unto you as if ye were present, and yet ye are not. But behold, Jesus Christ hath shown you unto me, and I know your doing".[4]

Upon completion of the record, written on golden plates, Moroni buried the plates in a stone box in a hill in what is now Wayne County, New York, where they were recovered by Joseph Smith. A 12-meter granite and bronze monument to Moroni has been placed by Latter-day Saints on this hill, which they call Cumorah.
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Holy Moroni ! (Know your Mormon) (Original Post) kentuck Jul 2012 OP
Or.... sadbear Jul 2012 #1
He was not that original --some think he plagiarized it from Solomon Spaulding CreekDog Jul 2012 #7
Bingo!!! A Latter-Day L.Ron Hubbard if you will... truebrit71 Jul 2012 #10
Yes. Joe Smith got people to believe this. aquart Jul 2012 #2
People are so damned gullible malaise Jul 2012 #4
more fucking fairy tales........ dhill926 Jul 2012 #3
Religion is by definition fairy tales. hifiguy Jul 2012 #5
Don't forget Urim and Thummim! CreekDog Jul 2012 #6
All that needs to be knowned can be summed up in the South Park Episode TlalocW Jul 2012 #8
"THIS IS WHAT MORMONS hifiguy Jul 2012 #12
all religions sound crazy to me trixie Jul 2012 #9
Sweet jeebus on a bike... truebrit71 Jul 2012 #11
The two great American religions... RevStPatrick Jul 2012 #13

CreekDog

(46,192 posts)
7. He was not that original --some think he plagiarized it from Solomon Spaulding
Wed Jul 18, 2012, 04:59 PM
Jul 2012

i recommend the South Park episode on Mormons.

not only does it cover more than my Book of Mormon classes, it is shorter and more enjoyable.

surprisingly, it isn't more funny.

 

truebrit71

(20,805 posts)
10. Bingo!!! A Latter-Day L.Ron Hubbard if you will...
Wed Jul 18, 2012, 05:48 PM
Jul 2012

...because both made their bullshit religions up for their own profit/devices...

aquart

(69,014 posts)
2. Yes. Joe Smith got people to believe this.
Wed Jul 18, 2012, 04:40 PM
Jul 2012

Am I the only one who looks at Moroni and thinks, "I, Moron"?

 

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)
5. Religion is by definition fairy tales.
Wed Jul 18, 2012, 04:56 PM
Jul 2012

That said, the only significant religion even stupider than Mormonism is Scientology. Kinda telling that both Joseph Smith and L. Ron Hubbard were total scam artists.

TlalocW

(15,391 posts)
8. All that needs to be knowned can be summed up in the South Park Episode
Wed Jul 18, 2012, 05:23 PM
Jul 2012

Actually just two lines of it...

Joseph Smith.. Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Lucy Harris... Smart smart smart smart smart!

TlalocW

trixie

(867 posts)
9. all religions sound crazy to me
Wed Jul 18, 2012, 05:43 PM
Jul 2012

This makes as much sense as Jesus, god, Allah etc. All stories about any religion =

 

truebrit71

(20,805 posts)
11. Sweet jeebus on a bike...
Wed Jul 18, 2012, 05:52 PM
Jul 2012

...I just went to that Wiki page...and followed the link about the golden plates...holy fuck..people actually BELIEVE this shit? It's fucking laughable!!!

 

RevStPatrick

(2,208 posts)
13. The two great American religions...
Wed Jul 18, 2012, 05:56 PM
Jul 2012

Mormonism and Scientology.
Both based on the science fictions of their day, both started by known grifters.

Unfortunately, I am not proficient in photoshop.
Can one of you skilled 'shopers make a picture of "Moran Guy" holding a sign that reads "Get a Brain, Moroni!" or maybe Morani? Maybe he should be wearing magic underwear as well?

Something like that...

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