Bob Mueller's Back
Hope we are hearing some much needed good news today.
In the meantime here is something I put together to the tune My Boyfriend's Back.
Bob Mueller's Back
He went away and you hung around
And bothered us for a year
And I wouldnt be conned by you
You said things that werent very nice.
Bob Muellers back and theres gonna be trouble
Hey-la-day-la Bob Muellers back
You see him comin better cut out on the double
Hey-la-day-la Bob Muellers back
Youre Always on Twitter saying things that arent true
Hey-la-day-la Bob Muellers back
Sealed indictments now and hes coming after you
Hey-la-day-la Bob Muellers back
Russian help that you been buyin
Mueller knows that youve been lyin
Hes been gone for such a long time
Hey-la-day-la Bob Muellers back
Now hes back and things will be fine
Hey-la-day-la Bob Muellers back
Youre gonna be sorry cuz hell take you apart
Hey-la-day-la Bob Muellers back
Cuz hes an ex-Marine and hes awfully smart
Hey-la-day-la Bob Muellers back
Hey, he knows that youve been cheatin
And he knows that youve been Tweetin
What makes you think wed believe all your lies
Youre a small man now still hell cut you down to size
Wait and see
Bob Muellers back hes gonna save this great nation
Hey-la-day-la Bob Muellers back
I hope it ends up with your incarceration
Hey-la-day-la Bob Muellers back
Yeah, Bob Muellers back
Look out now, yeah Bob Muellers back
Oh I can see him comin so you better get a runnin
Alright now
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Bob Muellers back now
I know hes comin after you
And all your racist alt-right crew now.