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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsOh shit! I totally forgot about the Civil War we were supposed to start today.
Tell me some of you guys picked up the slack... for Antifa's sake.
Once again, my bad.
marylandblue
(12,344 posts)Only three of us showed up and all we had were protest signs.
NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)MFM008
(19,808 posts)Protesting protest signs.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,693 posts)It all sort of slipped my mind, to tell you the truth.
HipChick
(25,485 posts)Wounded Bear
(58,656 posts)Well, shit.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,693 posts)so I ended up doing some grocery shopping and got so busy trying to find some decent bananas that I completely forgot to kill anybody.
TomSlick
(11,098 posts)I never got the word.
rusty quoin
(6,133 posts)My home is full of Jim Bakker tubs of tasty food and bibles.
SergeStorms
(19,201 posts)You're going for those good "christian" survival rations, huh? Water into wine, loaves and fishes......that sort of stuff. Alex Jones' profit margins must be tanking, while Jim Bakker's 'prophet' margins are going sky high! Just a little pre-apocalyptic humor there.
rusty quoin
(6,133 posts)SergeStorms
(19,201 posts)is to be as fit as Alex Jones, you might want to raise that bar just alittle higher. That's said in jest, just to make myself perfectly clear.
The man's a walking heart attack. They say you can hear his arteries harden clear across a crowded room. Not that it would be a bad thing, mind you.
I saw that chocolate drink crap he sells. Made from all natural chicken powder, if I'm not mistaken. Whatever the hell "chicken powder" is, beyond vomit inducing.
jmowreader
(50,557 posts)I found out what the "chicken powder" is. I'm not sure if you REALLY want to know but you're going to anyway: They put chicken bones in a pot of water and boil the fuck out of them until they dissolve, then put the resultant mess through a dehydrator to get chicken powder. Apparently there is a huge fad of people drinking boiled-to-extinction chicken bones.
SergeStorms
(19,201 posts)I saw that episode of Oliver's show on HBO (they had a 'free' weekend on DirectTV) It was hilarious!
Xolodno
(6,395 posts)..I didn't attend because I couldn't find my Musket...oh wait, I don't own a gun.
lastlib
(23,233 posts)Had to work Saturday, so that was all I could do. Almost too tired even to lick that darn envelope, but knew I had to do my part.
Grassy Knoll
(10,118 posts)Codeine
(25,586 posts)MFM008
(19,808 posts)My other dog.
ProfessorGAC
(65,042 posts)That really threw sand in the gears!
Otherwise, I was all in. Honest!
Squinch
(50,949 posts)brewens
(13,586 posts)She runs our sideline business, selling custom shirts and stuff. She works a few gun shows, which we are getting out of really. I go and help if the show is in my area, she lives in another town.
This show is way down! Last year when the "Hillary for Prison" shirts were all the rage, I tried to tell some of them. My girlfriend and some of the other vendors I trust. Be careful what you ask for, we need that boogieman to keep the shows going! If Hillary had won, this show would be packed to the walls! As it is, they had trouble even getting vendors to come.
rusty quoin
(6,133 posts)brewens
(13,586 posts)get away with it, he'd be as likely as anyone to go after guns. His type would feel much safer if we were like Australia and some of the other countries that are sane about guns. They just can't tell the base that.
rusty quoin
(6,133 posts)Lochloosa
(16,064 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)The garbage disposal under the kitchen sink had a small leak that was starting to get larger, so I wanted to fix that before it became a major issue. Cant have dirty dishes piling up.
Leith
(7,809 posts)Because I got high...
Because I got high...
Because I got high...
C_U_L8R
(45,002 posts)Nazis have 24 hours to leave our country.
Initech
(100,076 posts)pbmus
(12,422 posts)ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)I stood on the corner waiting for the bus to take me to the civil war, but it never showed. I'm pissed!
Flaleftist
(3,473 posts)eleny
(46,166 posts)..... .....
bluecollar2
(3,622 posts)Then I had to get my car washed...
Can we try again for next weekend?
underpants
(182,803 posts)Morale is low. We're hungry. Short on ammo, pumpkin spice lattes, and patience. I fear the worst.
Give my love to Rose.
Humbly,
Jedediah Beauregard Lee
Squinch
(50,949 posts)oswaldactedalone
(3,491 posts)Positions for the War on Christmas to trifle with your little Civil War.
grantcart
(53,061 posts)rpannier
(24,329 posts)George Soros is now king
all conservative white males have been beheaded
Communism is the order of the day
And we did it all without one weapon (because liberals don't own guns)
Personally, I hit 'em with my lattes and birkenstocks
Sent them running
Now you know why il douche is out of the country
SeattleVet
(5,477 posts)Alice11111
(5,730 posts)denbot
(9,899 posts)Other wise, I was going to bring the onion dip.
muriel_volestrangler
(101,316 posts)All your appointments get screwed up that weekend. This is also why no one ever schedules revolutions for Feb 29th.
JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,340 posts)mercuryblues
(14,531 posts)and a pile of laundry to do.
The only time I could join would be between sneezes and laundry change over.
raven mad
(4,940 posts)That excuses me from having to go outside, right? LOL!