Off on my historic trip to Asia!

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1. Where's my twitter box?

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2. I bet one of those countries doesn't have an extradition treaty

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3. It will be so good to see Vladimir again!

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4. The Saudis must have arrested Jared by now

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5. Colin Powell. Yada yada yada! Who cares?

[Docreed2003]

6. This dude takes a poop in a toilet and calls it historic

His delusions of grandeur are appalling and sadly hilarious

[VOX]

10. "I just dropped a deuce the likes of which the world has never seen, believe me."

Sorry for that. I'm Trumped out.

[Docreed2003]

11. No need to apologize! lol

That’s literally Trumps mindset!!! “I’m going to Asia...it’s historic”. Um, Sir, other presidents have been there and done that, this trip isn’t historic. “Well, did you see the historic poop I dropped this afternoon after that amazing “Hawaiian” taco bowl?? It was the best, the greatest, believe me...”

[VOX]

12. "The most beautiful piece of chocolate cake that you've ever seen."

Wait! That's NOT chocolate cake!

Every time he opens his yap, superlatives flow out like...something. It does get really tiresome. Even when he's (apparently) calm, EVERYTHING he says is untrue. Everything. He won't (or can't) make good on any of his lofty promises. He won the election by an "Electoral College landslide." He says he has proof (of this or that), but the proof never materializes. He says his "administration" is running "like a fine-tuned machine."

I've tried to pick out something in his blathering that might be true (just to test my crackpot theory), but I haven't heard anything resembling truth or facts yet. And his tweets are pure bullshit, all of them.

At what point will enough people have had it with his serial lying and lack of follow-through, and push for his removal from office?

[Docreed2003]

15. Nope....the enough people category we are waiting on seem to be ok with this shit

They’re either too dumb from watching nothing but Faux News or they’re 100% in agreement with the racist fuck and consider US a bunch of “social justice warrior snowflakes”. Seriously, if your favorite put down is that someone is a “social justice warrior”, maybe you’re a fucking dick/racist/etc...they will cheer this fucker all the way to prison!! I have no doubt these same people will be crying about how the “radical left”/“Auntie Fa”/“librahls” forced the man from office, and yeah I’m foolish enough to think that’s going to happen at some point lol. They are just that clueless...

Until then...thank dog we have each other here! Now how about some of that chocolate cake, err wait...no thanks

[edbermac]

7. He left on the refurbished Air Force One.

[Doreen]

8. "Now, is Asia an island?"

"Can I say there is a lot of water around it?"

[L. Coyote]

9. Trump is history and he knows it.

Thanks Mueller.

[Thunderbeast]

13. While Trump is off to far away Asia....

Mike Pence could be reading up on the 25th Amendment and counting noses in the cabinet. He would need 12 other votes.

Just a fantasy.......

[spiderpig]

14. He really enjoyed his fuel stop in Kenya.

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