Trump was asked by reporters on Air Force One how he plans to stay "fresh" on Asia trip

[Miles Archer]

Trump was asked by reporters on Air Force One how he plans to stay fresh.

"I’ll let you know if I don’t stay fresh," he said. "If I don’t stay fresh, you’ll be the first to tell me. I’ll stay fresh."

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/analysis-president-trump-vows-stay-fresh-grueling-asia/story?id=50941035

[Irish_Dem]

1. Word salad. He continues to deteriorate. nt

[smirkymonkey]

2. God, he's hideous.

As John Oliver describes him "A collection of mummified foreskin and cotton candy".

[tblue37]

4. And print & digital publications have taken to using the ugliest pictures of him

that they can find. I am glad they do, because his bizarre grimaces, open-mouthed shouting, and pugnacious lower jaw juts reflect his inner ugliness, and seeing those repulsive images of him posted everywhere might clue some low-information voters into who he really is.

[Buns_of_Fire]

3. Summer's Eve? Massengill? Fleet? nt

[IADEMO2004]

5. Yes!!

[dalton99a]

11. Plus metronidazole

[dalton99a]

6. Febreze.

[onecent]

7. Maybe no one notice how CRAPPY he look playing golf with the Japan fella.

His shirt was so big and sloppy...just didn't fit right.

I guess NOTHING DOES.

[Freethinker65]

8. An odd question, or lost in translation?

[JHB]

9. "That's why you should always use the TrumpFresh line of freshness products."

"They're fabulous. I'm always fresh, never not fresh. The Freshiest!"

[El Mimbreno]

10. Maybe he'll put Odor Eaters in his shoes...

take 2 steps and disappear.

[Dem2]

12. He's like having Forest Gump as president

[Blaukraut]

13. Except Forest Gump knew he was stupid. Trump thinks he's brilliant n/t

[RainCaster]

14. They will change his diapers more often

Too bad that SK has such great internet connections. He will be tweeting like a fool. The good news is that he won't get his daily briefing from Faux and Friends.