"Jeff Session should NEVER get a puppy"

[Stinky The Clown]

"He will forget to feed it.
He will forget to give it water.
He will forget to take it out"

Steve Schmidt, on MSNBC, commenting on Sessions' testimony today.

[rzemanfl]

1. K&R. I have a bird for him though. Right here on my hand. Lying weasel. Now McTurtle is floating

him as write-in Senate candidate.

[Motley13]

2. add Moore to the list if it is a female puppy

[Sam McGee]

3. My wife of 51 years . . .

. . . is an Alabama girl. She has lots of family and friends in Alabama. We are hearing from them via email, Twitter, Facebook, phone calls. Every one of them wants Jeff Sessions to disappear . . . he's an embarrassment to them all. And don't even mention Roy Moore to our Alabama relatives . . . one of them said he wants Roy to jump off a bridge into the Coosa River and his body never be found.

The only bright spot is the Alabama-Auburn game coming up next week . . . if the state survives that long.

If assholes like Sessions and Moore knew what normal people think of them . . .

[Wounded Bear]

6. The world needs more of those kinds of people in AL to vote...

[Wednesdays]

4. He wouldn't neglect it if it were a Borzoi

[mopinko]

5. i hope that clip goes around.

nicole wallace's set up was great.
hilarious.