Is there a brain in there or is it just all gun powder and lead? Please come CAPTION Sean Hannity!!!

[skip fox]

Sean ("Dementia can be seen as a blessing if you look at it right" ) Hannity is saying: "So, starting now, Roy Moore, I'm giving you 24 hours to prove that you are innocent of all these allegations. If you don't or, worse, can't, then I'll just have to move on to other matters like exposing even more of the Clinton-uranium matter, excoriating liberal professors, defending fossil-fuel, chemical and pharmaceutical companies against scurrilous attacks from the left, and so forth. . . . . Roy Moore, You've been warned! . . . The clock's ticking."

[Kleveland]

1. A bit of wadding and bear grease too I imagine.

Waiting for his head to explode...

[underpants]

2. Hannity fans begin posting videos of them busting up clocks

[underpants]

3. Confusion reigns in Hannity-world. Did he mean Eastern or Pacific time?

On the West past viewers are like "Hey! That's really only 21 hours now!" Mountain time viewers are like "Oh yeah! Forgot about us again huh?!? Flyover country bigots!"

[skip fox]

4. S.H. continues:

"And when I say you have to go, you have to go!"

[SonofDonald]

5. "Opening Monologue"

Are his viewers so dumb they have to be told where in the spew they are?.

[dembotoz]

6. and the phone number of the hot teenage girl you gave me...her father answered

[GallopingGhost]

7. "I'm Sean Hannity.

My show and I exist to fight back against the liberal fake news media and the terrorist liberals who want to make an issue of non-issues like rape, sexual molestation and pedophiles being elected to Congress. Meanwhile, the real scandals like former First Ladies running around growing vegetable gardens, and former Presidents who still refuse to admit they were born in the state of Africa and not the country of Hawaii, go unreported. Hey, is that a bug on my Made in China American flag pin?"

[skip fox]

8. It's a horsefly turd.