I see the Madman is scheduled to speak today. Why?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

Any reason why or what for? The guy has to be ridiculously jetlagged out the wazoo, which undoubtedly compounds upon his underlying everyday insanity.

Is he awarding himself the Medal of Freedom for bringing home the UCLA basketball team?

Is he announcing that he's buying the Ryugyong Hotel in North Korea and renaming it Trump Tower Pyongyang?

Is he announcing that he's appointing a special counsel to investigate Hillary Clinton's role in the UCLA shoplifting scandal?

What in God's good name is he blabbering about?

[Thomas Hurt]

1. taking credit for the asian trade deals he had little or nothing to do with...

[Tommy_Carcetti]

2. I wonder if he'll take press questions.

If he does, things will get very interesting very fast.

If he just blabbers on without taking any questions, it will just be a public jerk on his part.

[Fred Sanders]

10. Zero actual deals. Bunch of memorandums of understanding amounting to tinsel and fluff.

[Laurian]

3. I dont care what the asshole says unless it's "I quit".

His disgusting, whiny 😫 voice is never heard in my house.

[Hayduke Bomgarte]

4. "Why?"

Because there are lies to tell. Lies to repeat.

[underpants]

5. He needs to tell every how great he did

There, supposedly, was no access to Fox News while he was over there so he hasn't received his usual daylong amount of praise.

[Watchfoxheadexplodes]

6. Peace: North Korea gets McDonald's

Him and his fat friend can get fatter.

[FarCenter]

7. "President Donald Trump is scheduled to give a statement "

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trump-to-speak-wednesday-afternoon-about-his-trip-to-asia

Doesn't seem to be a press conference

[malaise]

8. Basketball diplomacy

Note he waited for the UCLA players to speak first - everything is about him

[VOX]

9. When Prez Dumbass speaks about anything, its never true.

The fewer words that issue from that hideous oversized goldfish-mouth, the better, because everything that’s spat out from it is either a lie, or some crackpot scheme built on a major untruth. Always.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

11. Well, that was predictably underwhelming.