LOL -Dotard In Chief just went Marco Rubio.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

He interrupted his speech and had his aide hand him this enormous bottle of water.

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[MattP]

1. The bottle looked giant in his hands

[MyNameGoesHere]

2. He's on the pipe again

Sniffling and cotton mouth

[SunSeeker]

22. LOL Yup.

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[Iliyah]

3. LOL,

sounds like a terrible speech. Thanks for watching cause I refuse to do sooooooooooooooo.

[MyNameGoesHere]

4. Again!

Please let this be the time he grabs his chest and keels over, please!

[rzemanfl]

5. Was it Trump water? Or fine imported young Russian female ****? n/t

[PunkinPi]

6. There's always a tweet...

Next time Marco Rubio should drink his water from a glass as opposed to a bottle—would have much less negative impact.
1:59 PM - Feb 13, 2013

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[Iliyah]

7. LOL,

LOL, LOL, LOL

[thegoose]

8. The arrogance on his orange face

While he's opening the bottle. It's like, "Don't you dare even snicker at your imperial leader."

[NastyRiffraff]

9. That look is weird

He does it all the time. He looks like a bratty five year old stomping his foot and yelling NO!!!!

[unblock]

11. that's his mussolini look.

[FSogol]

19. LOL

[Glimmer of Hope]

25. LMAOl!

Perfect.

[Grammy23]

10. This was karma telling him dont mock or belittle others

Because it might come back to haunt you. I wonder if it ever entered his pea brain that he would be compared to Rubio??

[DemocratSinceBirth]

12. Somebody needs to combine the videos.

[Grammy23]

14. Great idea! Somebody here at DU? We have the talent.

Someone get busy.

[PunkinPi]

31. Like this? (not me btw)

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[thegoose]

33. That totally emphasizes the ridiculous hand gestures

I said it before and I'll say it again. He looks like he's conducting the Invisible Asshole Orchestra.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

27. True divine retribution would have him suffer a stroke and limited in his use of his arms.

Leaving him to say, "‘Uhh, I don’t know what I said. Uhh, I don’t remember!"

[lastlib]

32. No, it would never cross his alpha waves.

He's Donald The Perfect, in his bubble.

[PunkinPi]

13. Rubio responds on his technique...

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Similar,but needs work on his form.Has to be done in one single motion & eyes should never leave the camera. But not bad for his 1st time - Marco Rubio (@marcorubio)

[WhiskeyGrinder]

16. Goddammit, I may have cackled.

[Grammy23]

18. Oh, Little Marco!

That’s gonna leave a mark.

[C_U_L8R]

29. He may be little

but he hits back.

[RussBLib]

15. who needs both hands to drink from a bottle of water?

besides a baby?

At least Rubio used only one hand.

[FSogol]

17. LOL, look at how proudly he opened it. He's so satisfied with himself!. Who's a big boy?

[SunSeeker]

20. Who drinks water like THAT?! It was not a big bottle, but he two-fisted it like it was.

Small hands I guess...

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[BoneyardDem]

21. why did he have to use two hand to take one sip from that puny bottle?

I'd bet he gets pissed at his aide for not loosening the lid, reducing how much un-screwing he had to do. dotard!!!

[sunonmars]

23. There is really something severely wrong with him.

[unblock]

24. (whispers) here we are at the international water drinking event. the american donnie steps up.

he takes the bottle. boldly unscrewing the cap without looking!

notice the unscrewing action with both hands, as opposed to the european technique of using a fixed base while only one hand unscrews! he saves valuable time with that incredible multitasking!

(color commentator, also whispering): yes, that's technique that takes a lifetime of drinking to master!

(announcer, still whispering): and now a false start -- looked like he thought he was in the chugging event for a moment, but caught himself -- he hefts the bottle with both hands to his lips -- and takes a swig! look at him jerk his entire upper body back into that drinking action!

(color commentator, no longer whispering): and the crowd goes wild! what complete domination of the water drinking event! no one can compete with this! he alone can drink it!

[CatWoman]

26. it takes two hands

to handle a whopper

[C_U_L8R]

28. Oh the pompous look on his face.

Priceless. What a jackass.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

30. Ooooh, those hands -- so manly and powerful. NT