Where did Trump come from?

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	He's the spawn of Satan
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	He's the son of a creepy clown
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	Left behind by alien visitors
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	Result of a nuclear accident
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	Genetic experiment gone wrong
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	Horror film come to life
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	Coalescence of a half dozen personality disorders
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	Creature from the bottom of the sea
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	Triumph of media culture in our time
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[dhol82]

1. Sadly, hes just wired weird.

Even his parents didn’t know what to do with him.
Wonder if he pulled the wings off flies as a kid?
Bad seed to the nth degree.

[nolabear]

6. He did throw rocks at a baby.

I kid you not.

[dhol82]

15. Really? When? Inquiring minds want to know.

If it was when he was young it just buttresses my position that he was born a bad seed.

Just saw an old Law and Order episode about a ten year old boy who ended up being one. Pushed his sister down the stairs, drowned a dog, shot at a police officer, etc. Parents were just trying to love him. Very, very creepy.

[nolabear]

16. Im sorry I cant pull it up right now but its in an old WaPo article

I’ll try to do it later. It’s a very long article on his whole life and you get a pretty good idea what a little monster he was, though you also feel a bit sorry for the child him because his parents don’t sound as though they have a damn about him.

[dhol82]

17. Found it. Fascinating.

Once a psychopath........

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/young-donald-trump-military-school/2016/06/22/f0b3b164-317c-11e6-8758-d58e76e11b12_story.html?utm_term=.7801f5f5d615

[Xipe Totec]

2. The byproduct of extreme inbreeding. nt

[elleng]

3. hunger

[BannonsLiver]

4. ...

[NRaleighLiberal]

5. some random big pile of dog shit mutated and...voila. trump.

[Grassy Knoll]

7. Fox News Obama Haters...

Fox Encouraged Trump To Go To Hawaii Only To Find His Dick Pounding Sand.

Cons Loved The Idea Trump Could Find Obama Being Born In Kenya. That Melted,
But Loved Him For Trying. I Just Can't Find Myself Being that Blind And Stupid.
But A Stupidity Badge, To Them Is Still A Badge.

[HipChick]

8. Trump came from the scab that America always had

He just peeled it off..

[smirkymonkey]

9. He is straight from hell.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

10. More specifically, the pus from one of Satan's anal cysts. ny

[randr]

11. Fetal alcohol syndrome

[Solly Mack]

12. (Rancid) Prebiotic soup forming glycerol and fatty acid, making Trump a walking/talking Triglyceride

of mega proportions. He didn't so much evolve as he did to adapt to form. In a lab, he'd be marvel to behold - let loose in the real world, he's a monster. Like a huge ball of gelatinous cholesterol coming at you in a horror movie - something akin to "The Blob".

Of course I took artistic license.

[trueblue2007]

13. Evil AntiChrist

[area51]

14. Damn it, I want to vote for more than one item. n/t