How to really deal with James O'Keefe...

[ehrnst]

From Facebook:

So. Yeah. This happened at #NetrootsNation in Providence a few years ago, when James O’Keefe and his posse came to hijack our convention.

Fortunately, the universe conspired against them: 1) I was working the reg desk; 2) my friend Mistress Clarissa, a professional dominatrix, arrived straight from the airport with her suitcase in hand; 3) we were struck by our respectively flaming hairdos and the fact that both of us had reason to have sex toys in our luggage (I do it because I’ve had so much trouble from TSA since 9/11) (that’s my story, anyway); 4) just as we were gabbing and catching up, O’Keefe and his quislings sauntered in to create a disruption.

It was amazing how quickly Clarissa and I improvved rushing up to O’Keefe with sex toys we grabbed from her suitcase and pretended that O’Keefe, Clarissa, and I had had a threesome at NN the year before. We were incredible AC-TORS! O’Keefe was trying SO HARD to place us in his memory, while his friends were all, “WTF, dude — with THEM?!?! Seriously?!?! Them?!?!”

Hilarious, because the look on his face was, “I honestly don’t remember this, but both of them seem so earnest ....”
After a few minutes of our nagging for a three-peat performance, O’Keefe’s brain nearly exploded and he barked to the quislings, “Dudes, let’s get out of here! This is weird.”

They didn’t come back.

https://www.facebook.com/kim.yaman/posts/10214614223128926

[NewJeffCT]

1. LOL

so, anybody not allied with the RW needs to get dominatrix guardians to protect them!

[PJMcK]

2. If only you had video of your encounter!

You could give the recording the O'Keefe Treatment and give him a taste of his own bullshit.

Still, you both did great! Kudos for your fast thinking and obviously excellent acting!

[ehrnst]

3. This isn't me, but someone I know who posted this on FB.

But I'll let her know.

[PJMcK]

4. Oops, my bad

The story was so good I rushed past that important fact! Sorry.

Anyway, thanks for posting this good story!

[Scoopster]

6. This is something we need to do.

If I had the money to hire a PI, or the money & time to do it myself, I'd stake these ratfucker trolls, starting from their PO box at the UPS Store in Mamaroneck, NY.

[50 Shades Of Blue]

5. Those ladies rock!!!

[L. Coyote]

7. Gotta pull out those sex toys for the photo op!

Everyone should be carrying a giant dildo in case they have a chance to take a photo with him.