How about some haikus for Two Scoops?

[QED]

Raving lunatic
In the shitter with his twitter
Delusions abound

[gratuitous]

1. A simple one

Commit it to memory:

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuck you Trump

[PJMcK]

4. I hate you

I wrote the same thing without the final "you Trump."

You win!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Haiku is perfect.

A normal poem won't work;
Nothing rhymes with orange.

Hair like spun urine
Pursed lips like a cat's butthole
Please don't make me look.

Not the Antichrist
But something far more evil
Because he is real

[PJMcK]

5. Try "door hinge" (n/t)

[Atticus]

12. Try "sporange". nt

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

13. A blubbery blob colored orange

Has come all apart from his door-hinge.
He's mad as a hatter
His ass is much fatter
And his brain is the size of a sporange.

[democrank]

3. Two Scoops

Orange balls melting
Hot flames nearing and lapping
Two Scoops sucked under.

[QED]

8. Hurry up, Mueller

Hurry up, Mueller
Our nation depends on you
To rid us of Drumpf

[lucca18]

6. Short, but to the point:

His Insane Madness
Everyday
I'm Tired

[QED]

7. I'm so very tired of this crap

It's disheartening, overwhelming, and profoundly depressing.

[ismnotwasm]

9. Hmm

Everyday a shitsorm
What drives this madman?
Sick Leftover Daddy hate

[muriel_volestrangler]

10. Trump the man:

Pus-smeared tongue and a
Rotting brain with bile oozing
From his too-thin skin.

[Atticus]

11. The falcon says "Huh?"

Now we know what's meant
By "The center will not hold"
(Apologies to Yeats)