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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsAlex Jones Impersonates A Liberal Lesbian Brain-Eating Dominatrix
Alex Jones, the proprietor of the online supplement store and conspiracy theory outlet Infowars, theorized today that liberal lesbians seek out people who will torture them and eat their brains.
On todays Infowars broadcast, Jones claimed that most of the so-called liberal lesbians are women who want men with a ducks ass haircut and the James Dean outfit to physically slap them around, and that if they cant find men who fit the bill, they will turn to women who do.
Most of these butch lesbians, they want to be the guy smacking the hot chick around. They think thats manly. And a lot of the chicks, they like it, see, because no man will do that to them, and Im not saying its good if a man does that, but some women like it. And if they cant find a man to smack them around, well they found them a girl gonna do it real goodknock them upside their head and have 50 Shades of Grey about the sexy rich guy thats going to chain you up, Jones said.
Jones then proceeded to describe what happens after a liberal lesbian dominatrix chains someone up.
Of course, youre gonna go get chained up one time. Theyre gonna put that devil mask or that piggy mask on. Theyre gonna say, Now Im gonna torture you for about six weeks, so start begging for your mommy and your daddy. Thats the liberals. They want to get you in a dungeon. They want to strap you down and take a buzz saw and cut the top of your head off like a pumpkin and pull it off and get a little spoon and go, when youre looking in the mirrorthis is one thing I know they like to doand they go Im going to eat your brain now..
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/alex-jones-impersonates-a-liberal-lesbian-brain-eating-dominatrix/
On todays Infowars broadcast, Jones claimed that most of the so-called liberal lesbians are women who want men with a ducks ass haircut and the James Dean outfit to physically slap them around, and that if they cant find men who fit the bill, they will turn to women who do.
Most of these butch lesbians, they want to be the guy smacking the hot chick around. They think thats manly. And a lot of the chicks, they like it, see, because no man will do that to them, and Im not saying its good if a man does that, but some women like it. And if they cant find a man to smack them around, well they found them a girl gonna do it real goodknock them upside their head and have 50 Shades of Grey about the sexy rich guy thats going to chain you up, Jones said.
Jones then proceeded to describe what happens after a liberal lesbian dominatrix chains someone up.
Of course, youre gonna go get chained up one time. Theyre gonna put that devil mask or that piggy mask on. Theyre gonna say, Now Im gonna torture you for about six weeks, so start begging for your mommy and your daddy. Thats the liberals. They want to get you in a dungeon. They want to strap you down and take a buzz saw and cut the top of your head off like a pumpkin and pull it off and get a little spoon and go, when youre looking in the mirrorthis is one thing I know they like to doand they go Im going to eat your brain now..
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/alex-jones-impersonates-a-liberal-lesbian-brain-eating-dominatrix/
God, I'd hate to see what he fantasizes about when he's not on the air.
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Alex Jones Impersonates A Liberal Lesbian Brain-Eating Dominatrix (Original Post)
Initech
Nov 2017
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Xipe Totec
(43,890 posts)1. A couple of my brain cells committed suicide after reading this. nt
underpants
(182,807 posts)2. Damn he's on to our people
MontanaMama
(23,315 posts)3. Someobdy put Alex out of his misery. PLEASE.
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Initech
(100,076 posts)6. Yeah I so want to use that as a response to one of his videos.
MontanaMama
(23,315 posts)7. It is a personal favorite
of mine. We really could keep it on a perpetual reel with all we have going on these days.
Siwsan
(26,263 posts)8. I'd love some reporter to reenact that scene, at a trump* press conference
Word for word.
MontanaMama
(23,315 posts)9. Right????
It'd be epic. In our dreams!!
Ken Burch
(50,254 posts)4. So...would it be totally out of the realm to imagine...
...that Alex Jones thinks about the idea of being slapped around by men with DA's and James Dean outfits a bit more often than one might expect?...
Ken Burch
(50,254 posts)5. I now SO wish some punk band had done a song with "I'm a brain-eating lesbian dominatrix!"
as the chorus.
Can't you just picture The Ramones rocking the shit out of that one?
trueblue2007
(17,218 posts)10. HE IS SOOOOOOOOOOO horrible. I hate his guts.
i know i shouldn't but i can't stand him. he is just horrible.
Initech
(100,076 posts)11. Oh I think he's the worst too.
And most of the assholes he has on his show are equally as horrible.