Mueller to Trump: "Come clean, Mr. President. Just Come Clean."

[MineralMan]

"You'll feel much better once you get it out. Why put yourself through all this stress? Just let it all out. It'll go easier for you then. We'll write it all down and you can read it and sign it. Then, you can go home to Mar-a-Lago and relax for a while. You don't need to carry all of this in your head. Just tell us what you did and we'll go from there."

[forgotmylogin]

1. "I have this tax bill in front of me...

...but instead, I've decided to tender my resignation as President of the United States.

"Fuck you, Ryan, fuck you, McConnell--you...that guy's cool--fuck you! (throws pen)

"I'll be having my KFC and ice cream in the limo on the way back to the airport."

[bigtree]

2. buzzsaw screaming at the log

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