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Just keep that simple advice in mind and youll be well on your way. Before we go, a brief Q & A to recap what weve just discussed:
Q: Id like to have sex with my co-worker, but shes not showing me the same level of interest. Should I pull out my dick, sweeten the deal a bit?
A: No, you should definitely not do that. Pulling out ones penis without any sort of encouragement is not only a deal-breaker, but it has also literally never been a deal-maker. Nobody has ever been glad they saw someones penis in hindsight. I had no interest in him whatsoever, but when he got me alone, locked the door and pulled his penis out, I was like Wow, that looks great lets do this is a statement that has never been uttered in the history of humanity. Yours will not be the penis that ends that streak.
https://medium.com/chrisrosenthall/nobody-wants-to-see-your-dick-a-guide-to-handling-your-newfound-wealth-and-influence-132708f771b9
Canoe52
(2,949 posts)but what do I know?
whathehell
(29,090 posts)if you're a guy, you probably don't know...It's mainly women who've "had the pleasure".
spooky3
(34,476 posts)For a similar (shorter) Public Service Announcement several weeks ago on Full Frontal.
whathehell
(29,090 posts)Someone needs to post it again..It was hillarious and precisely on point.
steventh
(2,143 posts)whathehell
(29,090 posts)A stroke (no pun intended!) of comedic genius.
steventh
(2,143 posts)Thanks for pointing out the existence of this wonderful rant so I could find it and post it. Yup Samantha Bee is a comedic genius. Also a quite good dramatic actress. I was surprised recently when I came across an old Law & Order in which she played a dramatic role.
whathehell
(29,090 posts)is fairly well known.
I didn't know she did drama and would love to see her in something...If you recall the name of the old Law & Order episode she was in, maybe you can tell me and I'll look for it .
Thanks again.
Shrike47
(6,913 posts)zentrum
(9,865 posts)LiberalArkie
(15,728 posts)when a well endowed woman leans over in front of me so that I can see all the way down to her thong. Don't get me started with the younger girls in high school and college.Going commando with shorts that cover less than my briefs and cutoff t shirts that are cut a little below the nipple.
I know it's not the same, both genders need to learn a few manners.
PatSeg
(47,586 posts)there does seem to be an excessive show of more body than than necessary these days and it often is not attractive or appealing. Just because you can do something, does not mean you should.
LanternWaste
(37,748 posts)It's important we discuss safety measure about mountain climbing when at a swimming pool... granted, they're not the same, but all sports activities need to learn safety.
Skittles
(153,193 posts)RandomAccess
(5,210 posts)a few weeks ago who insisted that no one should tell her that she should think penises are ugly. Or whatever. SMH
Orrex
(63,224 posts)In it, she specifically identified consent as the issue, rather than the debatable aesthetic of the penis unto itself.
Seemed reasonable to me, but YMMV.
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RandomAccess
(5,210 posts)No, actually, I know -- because the part I mentioned was so objectionable, ridiculous and appalling to me that I didn't even remember the rest. She'd have done better to downplay all that, IMO.
ETA: And really, if the point is about consent, then one's personal aesthetic preferences aren't even a consideration.
Orrex
(63,224 posts)I read her OP and was prepared to unload a ton of snark, but then I re-read it and was like "Oh."
Consent, consent, consent.
And the greatest of these is consent.
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)I tape a $100 bill to it? That should be a clearly visible reminder to whomever sees it that I'm rich and powerful and have a wonderful penis.
TomSlick
(11,109 posts)And it might hurt when you pull off the tape.