Trumps Lawyer Claims to Be Voice on Access Hollywood Tape

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Hoping to put to rest a mystery that has long bedeviled the nation, Donald J. Trump’s personal lawyer, John Dowd, revealed on Monday that it is actually his voice that appears on the notorious “Access Hollywood” tape.

Speaking to reporters, Dowd said that the so-called locker-room talk attributed to Trump had actually been carefully crafted by the former reality-show host’s legal team and then read aloud by Dowd himself.

Additionally, Dowd said that comments widely thought to have been made by Trump indicating that he believed that Frederick Douglass was still alive were also Dowd’s handiwork.

“President Trump was about to say something about whether Frederick Douglass was alive or not, and I stepped in at that moment and said that he was,” Dowd said. “I stand by that statement.”

Meant to be satire, but it sounds so true.



https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trumps-lawyer-claims-to-be-voice-on-access-hollywood-tape?mbid=social_twitter

[FarPoint]

1. Well.....

There are ways to prove this....Access Hollywood should explore this option.

[unblock]

2. it's probably also his tiny hands. donnie has really big hands.

[The Genealogist]

4. The YUUGIST! Believe me!

[Bengus81]

3. LOL...Lawyer boy want to put his career on the line over this LIE??

You could use a voice sampling type of machine and prove this is BS in two seconds. Maybe they should have phoned up Rich Little.

[PJMcK]

6. It's Andy Borowitz (n/t)

[arthritisR_US]

5. I believe Billy Bush already confirmed it was 45 who said it.

[L. Coyote]

7. K & R