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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Several prominent Nazis said on Tuesday that they feel neglected and hurt by what they see as the Republican Partys decision to court child molesters instead.
After the Republican National Committee agreed to fund the alleged child molester Roy Moores campaign for the United States Senate, aggrieved Nazis called the move a blatant attempt to pander to the child-molester vote.
It seems like just last summer President Trump was saying what fine people we were, Heinz Dorrinson, an embittered Nazi from Mississippi, said. Now it seems like all he can think about is his precious child molesters.
Dorrinson warned that, in their frenzy to woo the child-molester vote, Republicans were playing a dangerous game by taking the Nazi vote for granted.
President Trump needs to remember who put him in the White House, Dorrinson said. Nazis have feelings, too.
In Washington, the Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell, said that the battle between Nazis and child molesters for control of the Republican Party was largely an invention of the media.
The Republican Party in 2017 is a place where both Nazis and child molesters can feel at home, McConnell said.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/nazis-feeling-neglected-after-republicans-embrace-of-child-molesters?mbid=nl_Borowitz%20120517&CNDID=49083371&spMailingID=12501142&spUserID=MTgzMjI2MTM1NTc2S0&spJobID=1300455396&spReportId=MTMwMDQ1NTM5NgS2
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,734 posts)Amaryllis
(9,524 posts)spooky3
(34,458 posts)bagelsforbreakfast
(1,427 posts)L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)CrispyQ
(36,478 posts)"The Republican Party in 2017 is a place where both Nazis and child molesters can feel at home.
niyad
(113,344 posts)unblock
(52,253 posts)Solly Mack
(90,773 posts)ffr
(22,670 posts)Sad.
niyad
(113,344 posts)with the scum pukes, etc.
rurallib
(62,423 posts)Onion, Borowitz or Reality?
I chose Onion, but quite uncertainly.
Amaryllis
(9,524 posts)once you started reading the article, but no longer.
amuse bouche
(3,657 posts)moondust
(19,993 posts)Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(108,034 posts)Republicans have room for all sorts of deplorables under their big tent.
spooky3
(34,458 posts)That Harlan gets around (in Borowitzland).