Is God a white, male, straight, American, Christian, Republican?

[Cyrano]

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	Yes
	0 (0%)
	No
	2 (22%)
	There is no God
	6 (67%)
	Other (Please explain.)
	1 (11%)
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[California_Republic]

1. Straight

[Cyrano]

5. Right. Thanks. I've added it in.

[snooper2]

2. We have the technology to discover the massive black hole in the center of our Galaxy

yet- god LOL

[Angry Dragon]

3. If there is a god then he would be the darkest black because

black is the combination of all colors

[Stuart G]

4. God Who???

[ffr]

6. Corrupt, indecent, closet gay, greedy, needy, wimpy...

If there was a God we could know about, those would have to be added, simply due to the association of the company He keeps.

[Calculating]

7. I have always thought it was crazy to give God a gender

I mean what possible purpose would it have? We have it for biological reproduction. Pretty sure God would be asexual.

[L. Coyote]

9. Plus, why capitalize the word? We don't capitalize Dog, and we can see dogs.

Of course, I admit, god hasn't crapped on my lawn.

[Codeine]

8. I thought it was Alanis Morrisette.

[Cyrano]

12. Loved "Dogma"

[jmowreader]

10. While not a God man myself, I know of this God

God is Tyler Durden. He is all the things you want to be and does all the things you want to do, but because of your circumstances and upbringing you just can’t. You hate gays and so does God, but you can’t destroy a whole town just because some of its residents are gay. But He can! And the part of the Bible that doesn’t have Jesus in it is just packed with scenes of God wiping thousands of people off the face of the earth for the heinous crime of one of them pissing God off. They like that.

As to the form God takes...he looks like an idealized version of you - what you would look like if you would have had taller, better looking parents to get your genes from.

[Arkansas Granny]

11. White, male, straight, American, Christian, Republicans seem to think so.

[trotsky]

13. God ALWAYS shares the exact same political opinions as you.

No matter who you are.