If Sarah Huck-San and Spicer were drowning in the ocean and you had one life ring to throw,

[NightWatcher]

would you stay and watch or go get a sandwich?

[Angry Dragon]

1. I am in the mood for a taco

[TheBlackAdder]

23. If it were just between the two, I'd say: It's close to Christmas, Spicer. He's more of a Christian.

.

And that's not saying much. Not much at all.

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[Marie Marie]

2. Well.. I am kind of hungry

[Wellstone ruled]

3. Lunch time,I'am on break.

[Sneederbunk]

4. What kind of sandwich?

[Doreen]

5. I would throw the ring far away on the other side of the boat.

It would be fun to watch them fight for it. I will cheer for the sharks.

Oh yeah, a liverwurst and sauerkraut sound good.

[eppur_se_muova]

6. What, no game of "keepaway" ? nt

[True Dough]

7. Help me out with the imagery here

Does the "life ring" happen to look anything like this?

[Thor_MN]

25. Naw, that's what I would tie to the other end of the rope.

Probably take me as much time to toss that overboard as it would take them to get a good hold of the life ring.

[GallopingGhost]

8. I'd go get a

shark-bait sandwich, for shore!

[mainstreetonce]

9. I would ask who deserves this life ring?

And since I would not get a straight answer, I would keep it.

[LisaM]

10. Spicer.

Sarah H-S already has a life ring that she wears around her neck.

[OliverQ]

11. I would send them thoughts and prayers and get a samich.

[NightWatcher]

12. The question was rhetorical but you've won the thread!

[dewsgirl]

27. NICE!

[50 Shades Of Blue]

13. Slice life ring in two and throw each a half.

[librechik]

14. sorry, can't find the life ring.

[hamsterjill]

15. Life ring? What life ring?

I'd stand there holding it and insist to both of them that there was no ring. You know, like when they lie about what Trump has/has not done, etc.

[yardwork]

16. I hear that McDonald's has good food.

[Fresh_Start]

17. throw the life ring and chum toward them but not too close

make it a race between huck-san, spicer and the sharks

[flt rsk]

21. BANNED

People like you should be banned, banned I say. How can you be so heartless as to cause harm to innocent sharks.

[Irish_Dem]

18. Sarah can use her eyelashes to paddle back to shore.

So I guess I would save Spicy.

[Ilsa]

19. I am pro-life ring and I'm going to keep mine.

I'd also like to see Betsy DeVoss and a few other billionaires out there treading water.

[ProudLib72]

20. Drowning is a state of mind

They should just lay back and enjoy their swim. If I gave either one a life preserver, they would just pawn it to buy booze and women.

[Bettie]

22. Pizza

every time.

[Solly Mack]

24. I'd fake throw the preserver to watch them get excited and attempt to catch what isn't there and

never coming.

Then I'd tell them "No, really. This time I'm throwing it."


Then I'd fake throw all over again.

[NCTraveler]

34. Blurt out Its a trickle down operation Im running!!! Nt

[Solly Mack]

35. lol! Or - Here, catch!.... Fake News!!

[ClarendonDem]

26. I'd save both

Because that's what Dems do. Then they can go to prison.

[Shrike47]

28. Sandwich. I am tired of people who expect me to take care of them. Self-reliance, takers!

[awesomerwb1]

29. Sarah is a halibut so she can swim

Spicer....hmmm, snack and increase speed.

[guillaumeb]

30. I would try to hit both of them with one throw.

An attempt at humor.

[marylandblue]

31. Spicer is no longer a danger to society, so I would save him

[crazycatlady]

32. Melissa McCarthy

[NCTraveler]

33. I never want to see someone in pain.

I never want to see an animal in pain. Little good can come from either.

[petronius]

36. Why would they need a life ring? Couldn't they just pull themselves up and out

by the bootstraps?

[MyNameGoesHere]

37. I would do a Phil Collins on them