Preview For Tomorrow's Top 10 Conservative Idiots

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The plane’s cupboards were stacked with Vienna Fingers, potato chips, pretzels and many packages of Oreos because Trump, a renowned germaphobe, would not eat from a previously opened package.

Worse still is how central this diet is to letting Trump “be Trump,” to quote the book’s title. Adviser Sam Nunberg got purposely left behind at one McDonald’s because his “special-order burger” was taking too long for the president. “Leave him,” Trump supposedly ordered. “Let’s go.” Lewandowski and Bossie add that orchestrating Trump’s meals was literally “as important as any other aspect of his march to the presidency.” Ensuring that a bag of hot fast food was waiting for Trump on the plane was therefore an all-hands-on-deck situation.
http://www.grubstreet.com/2017/12/trumps-fast-food-diet-gets-even-more-unsettling.html

Vienna sausages? Seriously? Dude, I live in California. You know the only thing you’re supposed to do with a can of Vienna sausages? You put them in your disaster preparedness kit and then you never see them ever again! Those things are not meant for human consumption!

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Tomorrow on the Top 10 - we try the Trump McDonalds challenge, Michael Flynn is in some deep shit, Trump retweets a racist group, Fox News wins "America's Next Top Fake News Trophy", the Alt Right creates their own Alt internet, the GOP moral crusaders are defending Roy Moore, and Alex Jones may have ingested too much lead from the Infowars Store. Plus we have new installments of "Holy Shit" and "People Are Dumb". All this plus the next installment of our World Tour where we visit the land of hockey and poutine, the Great White North, Canada! Plus some live music for you from Canada's own Death From Above 1979! Stay tuned!

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