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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsYou can send Donald Trump one gift...What do you send?
This is a tough one but I am a generous sort. Let's see. Judging from the increasing insanity, delusion, and dementia reflected by his tweeting, what could I send Senor Trumpanzee that would annoy him and ignite an even crazier and more bizarro tweet storm? Is that even possible? I say it's worth a try! Why stop at one? I feel I must weaponize derision! I have asked what can I do for my country and this is it!
1. I would send him a larger than life picture of a famous black athlete every day for a month. 5 times a day, in fact, and I'd definitely send them "sign for."
2. I would send him a biography of Frederick Douglass with a mocking note, from Frederick beyond the grave.
3. I would send him another fake copy of that Renoir at Trump Tower that he says is real, along with a picture of the real one that hangs in The Art Institute of Chicago.
4. I would send him a large artificial penis every day. With notes from Marco Rubio, of course.
Read the rest of the list: http://downwithtyranny.blogspot.com/2017/12/midnight-meme-of-day_6.html
If you have any doubt that your gift is annoying, then remember to include a card saying "Happy Holidays" or "Season's Greetings" rather than "Merry Christmas."
Rhiannon12866
(205,504 posts)trueblue2007
(17,228 posts)a really vampire like Count Dracula !!!!!!
i have been having strange fantasies lately that i am a lady vampire. sometimes the dreams are sooooooooooooo funny !!!
PoindexterOglethorpe
(25,862 posts)not leave him able to send a tweet afterwards.
Richard D
(8,754 posts)With instructions.
Buns_of_Fire
(17,181 posts)And I've seriously considered it (or the gallon of gorilla poop that he could throw at campaign events when his own natural supply runs low). But I know it's the poor schlubs in the mail room who'd have to deal with it.
RestoreAmerica2020
(3,435 posts)reminding him ...that we, the American populus believe them and that one day he will be held accountable to each and every woman he assaulted.
Freddie
(9,267 posts)Poisoned with ricin
I cant say what Id send
Raster
(20,998 posts)...with a note thanking him for the big pile of shit he's dumped on our country and letting him know I thought I would respond in kind.
xxxoooxxx,
Raster.
Jarqui
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get the red out
(13,466 posts)Something my dogs leave in the backyard every day.
woodsprite
(11,916 posts)chowder66
(9,073 posts)Bibluca
(63 posts)He'd be in a real conundrum....
Atman
(31,464 posts)You know, as a historical artifact.
Kirk Lover
(3,608 posts)Initech
(100,081 posts)OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)asking for a friend...
GallopingGhost
(2,404 posts)of Denis Cyplenkov's hands.