Breaking News: Mueller once lingered in front of a Victoria's Secret at the mall a tad too long

[NightWatcher]

Mueller claims that he was actually pondering a scented soap purchase at the Bath and Bodyworks next door.

And the Dems say that in light of this recent revelation they'll side with repukes in their motion to remove him from the trump prosecution.

[unblock]

1. lock him up!

and ban him from the mall!

[bdamomma]

2. what is this some sort

of joke?

[bagelsforbreakfast]

4. It has to but explained to u? Nm

[kcr]

12. These days?

One of Franken's accusers' claim is he touched her waist during a photo op. And it's taken seriously. Lumped in with all the others as the serious number of accusations against him, and it was the last straw that prompted the Dem party to call for his resignation. So, hard to fault anyone for not being sure during Crazy Pills Time.

[bagelsforbreakfast]

15. Sorry. Thought u were a humourless anti-Franken saboteur. Nm

[kcr]

18. Sorry, that wasn't me. I don't know what the poster you responded to meant

I just wanted to comment on how crazy it's been that you almost can't tell the jokes from reality.

[bdamomma]

37. oh I am getting really

on edge or paranoid, up is down and down is up. And I just learned here Franken stepped down. This is horrible, but it's not the first or the last we have gotten screwed. I think it's really pitchforks and torches time.

This was a set up, where's that fucking Bannon????

[NCTraveler]

27. Its sad. Really is. Nt

[mshasta]

3. sarcasm but very true

horrible times, we being played

[riversedge]

5. guess I have lost my sense of humor over all the crap going wrong lately

[Iggo]

6. Remember the Satanic Panic.

[FSogol]

19. Satanic Panic? I thought that was a Satanic Picnic.

I was going to bring Deviled Eggs.

[dembotoz]

7. at least security is not notified when he goes to the food court

[Tommy_Carcetti]

8. You joke, but at this point, who knows what they'll try?

What should have been an opportunity for a serious discussion about a serious problem has been transformed and weaponized for political gain.

[NewJeffCT]

10. They're already trying to blame Mueller and Comey

for sexual harassment issues that happened while they led the FBI. Not that Mueller and Comey were directly involved, but because it happened on their watch, they contributed to the bad atmosphere there.

I wish I was joking, but I've heard that from a few well informed posters on Twitter.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

14. And if the question 2-3 years down the road is....

...."How in the hell did Donald Trump escape the claim that he conspired with the Russian government to undermine our election, and then obstructed justice in the investigation that followed?".......we might very well have our answer.

[ollie10]

30. You mean Donald The Groper Trump?

[Wounded Bear]

9. Guilty as charged...

of course, I was a single parent of a teen aged daughter at the time.

[delisen]

11. all too possible-the ability of Dems to be bought off

for some political shiny objects is possible.

Schumer may be too much the horse-trader for our times.

Instead we need a Churchill-not Colonial empire aspect- but the one who recognized the clear and present danger.

[ollie10]

31. Sure, Senate Democrats have a price....

.....it's about 10 cents.

[delisen]

39. do we have to build up their self esteem so they can aim higher

Who wants to be represented by a senator stuck at the chump change level. It is embarrassing.

[Bibluca]

13. And one more thing

The leering incident (now called Leer-gate) took place twenty-five years ago, and though Mueller doesn't remember it, a clerk in the store recalls it in exquisite detail, but wishes to remain anonymous. And why would anyone make up that story?

[NewJeffCT]

20. Welcome to DU

and, any day now, a second anonymous witness will come forward to say that Mueller also did a double-take at the new Wonder Bra display in their window.

[Blue_true]

16. Don't be ridiculous. nt

[bagelsforbreakfast]

17. New dnc slogan. -- We put the CRAVE in craven! Nm

[ollie10]

29. Or...We Put the Cave in Cave!

[mercuryblues]

21. More like

trump sponsored a VS fashion show. Mueller was sitting in the audience with his wife. trump was back stage ang groped several of the women. Mueller's resignation is demanded and trump gets a 3rd scoop of ice cream.

[Fullduplexxx]

22. Dont say that dems will insist he resigns

[ollie10]

32. Don't say they won't

[L. Coyote]

23. Good thing he wasn't eating pizza with Frederick Douglas at the place without a basement.

Deja DU: Bush vs. Gore, the 'Arkansas Project,' the USA firings, and the Swiftboat Admiral

[Brother Buzz]

24. Follow the paper trail - Mueller is on Victoria's Secret mailing list

[Dr. Strange]

25. He also bought a copy of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition from 2015.

Just sayin'.

[NCTraveler]

26. Offensive. Sexist. Beneath us.

Completely made up as it’s the only way this line of thinking holds up.

Blatant attack on Democrats. Mockery of a serious situation.

The transparency coming from reactions has been enlightening.

[ollie10]

28. Yup....and another anonymous spotting was of Mueller at a whore house

Obviously he has to resign!!!!

That's what lily-livered Democratic cowards would say!

[rainin]

33. You don't know me, but I have a story to tell about Mueller.

Once, we were both at a movie theater. He sat next to me when there were other seats he could have chosen. I was there with my husband and kids, but I was uncomfortable. I don't want to give my name because I have lived with this shame for 20 years and I don't want to be victimized again by a raging mob of lawless liberals.

He should be removed.

[SansACause]

34. He's next.

The smear campaign against Franken worked incredibly well. They've already started on Mueller. Just a few days until "inappropriate contact" claims against him begin to appear. The Democratic Party has become the party of suckers.

[IronLionZion]

35. Seriously, they are claiming he ignored sexual harassment claims while leading the FBI

since he's about as straight laced and clean as they come in law enforcement, they are attacking his leadership as a way to discredit his investigation of Trump's people. Oh, and also some of his team members had donated to Hillary and shared anti-Trump stuff on social media during the campaign.

GOP does it because it works. It really shouldn't. I wish our side would fight this nonsense.

[hamsterjill]

36. Only a matter of time...

SMH...

[Hekate]

38. Im still gobsmacked that there were raunchy jokes and sight gags connected with SNL...

...and SNL alumni. I can’t process Mueller and Victoria’s Secret. Oh deary deary me.