BREAKING: Dem Senators spotted buying horsewhips and shovels to dig up dead Senators

[Turn CO Blue]

Having run out of immediate supply of the most obvious liberal Senators to publicly oust from their seats, this afternoon Senators Gillibrand, Harris and Schumer mounted very high horses to begin their quest to several graveyards, armed with horsewhips, shovels, and the glow of self-righteous indignation. A golf cart with two film crew and a hair stylist followed behind.

"We're not going to let a little thing like death slow this media moment for grandstanding and moralizing! We have a thing or two to say to Ted Kennedy!"










/sarcasm

[rzemanfl]

1. colon sarcasm colon

[liberalhistorian]

2. Thanks for this, I kind of need this

dark, twisted humor right now. It may be satire, but, unfortunately, it hits quite close, as most good humor actually does. I don't understand Gillibrand, Schumer, et al. zeal to destroy Dems with any spine and concern for those other than corporate donors.

Franken was a zealous fighter for net neutrality. But they can't have that now, can they?