Bakker's Apocalypse Foods Need More Cheese!

[ProudLib72]

I admit, I got suckered in by the offer of a free, randomly chosen, christmas ornament. But then, reading the comments/questions for this particular product, I stumbled across this gem:

harmfuldonkey
6 months 18 days ago

Ok so I wasn’t sure where else to ask this and I didn’t find it anywhere on the site but is there any way I make a special request for a bucket of only cheese? I really like cheese and I don’t want to run out of cheese in any emergency


Megan
6 months 18 days ago

At this time, Augason Farms does not offer a bucket of cheese. However, they do offer a #10 Can of Cheese Powder:

So Harmful Donkey is thinking about the "pockyclipse" that's a coming on real soon, and his worry is that there will not be enough cheese. My advice to Mr. Donkey is not to worry. It is a well known fact that, immediately after rapture, everyone receives a wedge of everlasting cheese. Much better deal than buying a 10 pound can of "cheese" powder.



Link (if you really care): https://store.jimbakkershow.com/product/augason-farms-tasty-pantry-deluxe-plus-bucket/

[delisen]

1. Is everlasting cheese similar to manna?

[dlwickham]

2. maybe there's some government cheese hidden away somewhere

that stuff rocked

[ProudLib72]

3. I don't know if it's the same

But my parents used to buy spreadable cheese that came in a plastic tube for backpacking. That stuff was goooooooood!

[dlwickham]

5. government cheese is real cheese

the spreadable stuff is cheese "product" or something along those lines but yeah it's pretty good as well

[Permanut]

4. Make mine cheddar..

wherever I'm going to spend the next few billion years, I would like to have a supply of Tillamook sharp cheddar, plus all the makin's for grilled cheese sandwiches; pumpernickel, rye, soudough bread, plus a billion pound tub of butter. Screw the cholesterol limits, right? Oh, and some tomato soup.

[htuttle]

6. Cheesus

[NotASurfer]

8. Looks like you've read the Gouda Book n/t

[htuttle]

9. Even the nasty bits about the soft cheeses in France!

[NotASurfer]

10. As it is written in the book of Mozzhew

Blessed are the cheesemakers

[ProudLib72]

12. Cheesus Crisp!

Referring to the crackers.

[bobbieinok]

7. Glad someone else keeps eye on Bakker. You never know what you'll find.

[ProudLib72]

11. I'd rather not have to keep an eye on him

I had enough of him in the 80s. I just can't believe prison did nothing to prevent him from making cheesy deals all over again.