Here are 11 of the most punchable faces of 2017

[smirkymonkey]

https://www.rawstory.com/2017/12/here-are-11-of-the-most-punchable-faces-of-2017/

A sampling...



Owner of punchable face: Donald Trump Jr.

Occupation: Executive Vice President, Future Felons of America

The face: Oil-based white privilege

Crimes against humanity: Remember when we thought that Eric was the stupid one? Trump Jr. is so desirous of getting his share of the 10 percent of daddy’s love that isn’t lavished on Ivanka that he will do anything for a pat on the head – and now he is probably going to jail for it. We imagine that after he claimed attorney-client privilege when he refused to say what he told his dad, he probably smirked and looked around for a high-five that was not forthcoming. Because he is an idiot. If there is any justice, this pinhead’s mugshot will be used to illustrate all future articles on the Dunning-Kruger effect.



Owner of punchable face: Stephen Miller

Occupation: Senior White House adviser, racist word-stringer-together-er for Donald Trump, possibly a new type of cancer

The face: The stuff that nightmares are made of

Crimes against humanity: We had almost forgotten about out old buddy Stephen Miller since he was shuttled back to his crypt after scaring people on TV again. Miller has a well-documented history of being an absolute and unabashed dick since high school. As one student remembers him, Miller “enjoyed saying things that were perceived as racist. The more he offended, the happier he was.” He didn’t get any better in college with another recalling, “He seemed to be absolutely sure of his own views and the correctness of them, and seemed to assume that if you were in disagreement with him, there was something malevolent or stupid about your thinking.” Did I mention he writes many of Trump’s speeches that could have real world implications including wars and that sort of stuff? Yeah, he does that.



Owner of punchable face: Tucker Carlson

Occupation: Fox pundit, willfully befuddled simpleton

The face: The look of a dog trying to figure out how a door knob works

Crimes against humanity: Tucker landed his latest gig after everyone else at Fox was fired or quit. Tucker’s schtick is to find lunatics — who are supposed to represent the mainstream left – and have them on his show to say really stupid shit, while Tucker — Scooby-Doo-like — looks on as if he didn’t know that was going to happen.

There's more at the link, but I still think they are missing a few, such as Trump himself, Eric Trump, Mitch McConnell, Roy Moore, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Paul Ryan, etc... Who else do you think is missing?

[bagelsforbreakfast]

1. They got the top 2 right!😈

[kag]

39. I think they got the top 11 right.

The only problem with this list is that it's not long enough. There are some obvious omissions, many of which are listed in the comments down-thread.

[mindem]

2. Backpfeifengesicht

Never more correct.

[geardaddy]

17. Yep, that's immediately what sprung to mind.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Backpfeifengesichten! Here's another:

Martin Shkreli.

[geardaddy]

18. +1 million

He's the the original Backpfeifengesicht in my opinion.

[SummerSnow]

26. Punching him in the face should be a national holiday

[NRaleighLiberal]

4. Where is Kelly Ann - she needs to be in this group!

[bullwinkle428]

5. The list CANNOT be complete without this little fucker:

?w=990

[volstork]

12. Who is it?

n/t

[GReedDiamond]

14. James O'Keefe...nt

[volstork]

19. Worthy of a punch

[GReedDiamond]

22. ...or prison. - nt

[volstork]

43. Can we please

have both? It would be doubly satisfying!

[d_r]

33. I am so non violent

and I would love to clock that guy

[FSogol]

6. Glad they made room for Richard Spencer and Jared. They should add all the Whiny Nazis.

[Skittles]

7. Mnuchin and his fucking wife

[smirkymonkey]

8. Ugh! I can't stand either one of them!

That photo of them where he is holding up the sheet of bills and she's doing the duckface pose behind it - grrrrr! I just wanted to scream!

[longship]

10. Yup! The most pnuchable face of all!

[geardaddy]

20. LOL

I don't know if that's a typo, but I love that you wrote "pnuchable" as in in Mnuchin. LOL

[longship]

21. Not a typo.

That's how I spell it WRT Mnuchin's face.

Very, very pnuchable!

[geardaddy]

23. Love it!

[dembotoz]

9. Paul Ryan? Mitch the turtle?, The kebbler elf...?

And instead of a fist... maybe a 2x4?
Alas will never get that chance will we.

[demmiblue]

11. A few more:

[smirkymonkey]

13. Who are they? I don't recognize any of them.

Sorry, I don't watch a lot of TV, so I am not familiar with all the faces.

[demmiblue]

16. Milo Yiannopoulos, Lucian Wintrich and Mike Cernovich. n/t

[smirkymonkey]

27. Oh, I've seen Milo before, but I didn't recognize him.

I have heard a lot about Cernovich, but have never seen him. Would have to agree with you there. Just read a little bit about Wintrich and remember seeing a shot of him on the news about his recent speech at UConn about "It's OK to be White", where he attacked a woman who had removed his papers from the lectern. Another good pick!

[demmiblue]

32. Cernovich was the one who tried to get Sam Seder fired as an MSNBC contributer.

And then there is this (totally NSFW):

Link to tweet

And, of course, Pizzagate.

[smirkymonkey]

38. Ugh! He deserves more than just a punch!

Won't say what it is.

[womanofthehills]

35. Cernovich is "pizza gate man" and behind the Sam Seder MSNBC thing.

[womanofthehills]

29. Yuck - these three really need to be on the list

[Iggo]

15. Backpfeifengesicht. (n/t)

[Bernardo de La Paz]

24. This OP is disgusting. Violence is not the Democratic Underground or progressive way. . nt

[womanofthehills]

30. The people on the list are digusting

[pandr32]

34. We are still passive, so don't worry.

This is pure fantasy as stress relief--not a call to violence. However, I must confess to mentally punching every treasonous and deplorable face posted here more than once. I feel much better, too, and ready to go to bat to rescue Democrats--like Al Franken for one.

[BannonsLiver]

41. Id gleefully KO every last one of them.

[yellowdogintexas]

25. My favorite is the last one with Auntie Maxine

I watched the video without audio but will go back and get the dialogue later. She is reading him the riot act, and this crowd is gathering behind them... it is priceless!!!

[Liberalagogo]

28. Can't have the Internet wirth this A-hole:

Ajit Pai...FCC A-hole

[Capperdan]

31. Hannity, Huckabee, Pence

Someone already mentioned Sarah Sanders, your fist would get dirty with eye makeup, though

[womanofthehills]

36. Flynn and his son

[Deb]

37. Those trademark faces belong on a shelf too

I have to get a new adobe photoshop program.

[underpants]

40. Owner if punchable face:

Today funny. Very well written too.

[LongTomH]

42. K&R I'd like to serve every one of these creeps with...

...some knuckle sandwiches.