Attention Residents of Floribama Coast: CATEGORY 5 SHITSTORM WARNING IN EFFECT until 10 pm tonight

[Tommy_Carcetti]

Last edited Fri Dec 8, 2017, 04:56 PM - Edit history (1)

Residents can expect long blasts of hot air in excess of 100 miles per hour, squalls of angry, narcissistically impaired rantings, isolated pockets of racism and bigotry, bands of empty rhetoric, a chance of predatory behavior, and heavy downpours of bullshit.

Please take all necessary precautions against this extremely dangerous and divisive storm.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

1. 💩 Stock up on duct tape and plastic sheeting! 💩

[PJMcK]

2. I get it

Trump is arriving.

Very funny, Tommy! Enjoy your weekend.

[ExciteBike66]

3. Florida Man has more important things to worry about...

like how to drive the car and wrassle a gator at the same time...

[geardaddy]

4. ...

[spike jones]

5. You are going to need

lots, and lots of paper towels to clean-up his mess.

[NastyRiffraff]

7. Don't forget the bleach

The place will have to be fumigated in the end.

[Roland99]

6. Right as the big cold front moves thru

Mother Nature ain’t happy

[GoCubsGo]

8. That asshole is off to play golf AGAIN?

[Thor_MN]

9. Don't forget the possibilty of sheveral inshesh of shlurry schlush.

Roads may be schlippery, drive with caution.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

10. ................

[L. Coyote]

11. Do not, repeat DO NOT, lean into a shitstorm, instead invest in Depends and HandiWipes.

Get out of the way and let the shit hit someone else.

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

[ProudLib72]

16. Is that golf pic posted throughout his twitter feed?

And if not, why not?

Hey, at least it would be some truth!

[ancianita]

12. I wouldn't put it past the Trumpanzees to pass out AL ID's and voter cards.

[Xipe Totec]

13. Set condition orange throughout the South. nt

[Bernardo de La Paz]

14. Is there some context?

[kirby]

17. Yes Trump...

He is visiting a town right across the border in the same TV market as Roy Moore. So he technically did not campaign for him because he was in an adjacent state.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

23. Thx. . . . nt

[mnhtnbb]

15. Well done!

[dchill]

18. Excellent! K&R!

[Sam McGee]

19. Forecast for Alabama's election day

The weather in Alabama next week will favor Moore because it’s supposed to dip into the teens.

[gademocrat7]

20. Thank you, Tommy_Carcetti

For the important public shitstorm warning.

[treestar]

21. LOL

[Grammy23]

22. Streets in the downtown area of Pensacola have been closed down since 1 p.m.

Traffic is being rerouted to avoid the Bay Center where the Evil One will be appearing.

I will stay in my home with a warm cup of cocoa and avoid the blowhard a few miles away. Wild horses couldn’t drag me close to that place. Even to hold a flashing FU sign.