Welcome to DU!
The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards.
Join the community:
Create a free account
Support DU (and get rid of ads!):
Become a Star Member
Latest Breaking News
General Discussion
The DU Lounge
All Forums
Issue Forums
Culture Forums
Alliance Forums
Region Forums
Support Forums
Help & Search
The Right Wing Watch 2017 Holiday Gift Guide
At the Values Voter Summit earlier this year, President Trump declared that he will be “stopping cold the attacks on Judeo-Christian values” and that Americans will finally be “saying Merry Christmas again” after avoiding the phrase because “it’s not politically correct.” Now that the shackles of politically correct culture have been unlocked by our president, Right Wing Watch can finally release its 2017 annual gift guide for the holiday Christmas season.
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/were-saying-merry-christmas-again-the-2017-right-wing-watch-gift-guide/
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/were-saying-merry-christmas-again-the-2017-right-wing-watch-gift-guide/
Some of the items being offered:
“The Real Red Pills”
2017 was the year of the “red pill,” a term used first used online by men’s rights activists that alludes to a scene in the sci-fi movie “The Matrix” where the protagonist must decide between taking a “blue pill” that will allow him to continue living in blissful ignorance or a “red pill” that will awaken him to the bitter realities of the world. Online, recruits to the alt-right swallow metaphorical “red pills” when they finally internalize an alternate reality where Jewish people operate conspiracies to control humanity, white people are victims of modern racism, and immigration is destroying Western culture. Infowars architect Alex Jones recently co-opted the phrase to sell a heart-healthy supplement that promises to promote “healthy aging and cognitive function,” which should help combat the constant stress the conspiracy-minded among us must be under.
<snip>
Milo Yiannopoulos “Everyone Who Hates Me Is Ugly” T-Shirt
After right-wing provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos’ year of disgraces, including revelations that his operation was funded almost exclusively by the Mercer family (but later defunded when Yiannopoulous’ open ties with white supremacist alt-right figures were revealed), he has gathered his fair share of haters. To all those who hate Yiannopoulos, his response is clear: You are ugly. For the loathed in your life, this t-shirt will be a surefire hit.
<snip>
Jim Bakker’s “Super Grocery Store” Food Bucket Pallet
This year we saw the desperate and shameless extremes that End Times pastor Jim Bakker will go to sell his food buckets, which now have a full-time home on a private shopping network resembling QVC. Give a loved one the gift of more than 19 years of emergency food to help them ride out the impending End of Days, while providing them a viable alternative to cannibalism and protecting them from the wrath of God. The buckets come with 14 Christmas ornaments, which to our knowledge are not edible.
<snip>
“Precious Snowflake Ornament” From Breitbart
Let the precious social justice warrior snowflakes in your life know you care with a tree ornament that Breitbart says will “remind them (even in the darkest times) that they are PRECIOUS.” And unlike the delicate flakes they resemble, the ornament’s USA silver steel construction won’t melt, “even if the recipients do.”
2017 was the year of the “red pill,” a term used first used online by men’s rights activists that alludes to a scene in the sci-fi movie “The Matrix” where the protagonist must decide between taking a “blue pill” that will allow him to continue living in blissful ignorance or a “red pill” that will awaken him to the bitter realities of the world. Online, recruits to the alt-right swallow metaphorical “red pills” when they finally internalize an alternate reality where Jewish people operate conspiracies to control humanity, white people are victims of modern racism, and immigration is destroying Western culture. Infowars architect Alex Jones recently co-opted the phrase to sell a heart-healthy supplement that promises to promote “healthy aging and cognitive function,” which should help combat the constant stress the conspiracy-minded among us must be under.
<snip>
Milo Yiannopoulos “Everyone Who Hates Me Is Ugly” T-Shirt
After right-wing provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos’ year of disgraces, including revelations that his operation was funded almost exclusively by the Mercer family (but later defunded when Yiannopoulous’ open ties with white supremacist alt-right figures were revealed), he has gathered his fair share of haters. To all those who hate Yiannopoulos, his response is clear: You are ugly. For the loathed in your life, this t-shirt will be a surefire hit.
<snip>
Jim Bakker’s “Super Grocery Store” Food Bucket Pallet
This year we saw the desperate and shameless extremes that End Times pastor Jim Bakker will go to sell his food buckets, which now have a full-time home on a private shopping network resembling QVC. Give a loved one the gift of more than 19 years of emergency food to help them ride out the impending End of Days, while providing them a viable alternative to cannibalism and protecting them from the wrath of God. The buckets come with 14 Christmas ornaments, which to our knowledge are not edible.
<snip>
“Precious Snowflake Ornament” From Breitbart
Let the precious social justice warrior snowflakes in your life know you care with a tree ornament that Breitbart says will “remind them (even in the darkest times) that they are PRECIOUS.” And unlike the delicate flakes they resemble, the ornament’s USA silver steel construction won’t melt, “even if the recipients do.”
Win!!!!
