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Initech

(100,081 posts)
Fri Dec 8, 2017, 06:28 PM Dec 2017

Alex Jones: People Will Call You A Homophobe If You Dont Let Them Have Sex With Your Car

Alex Jones claimed today that LGBTQ activists and educators are now teaching children that it is bigoted to not let someone have sex with their cars.

Today on “The Alex Jones Show,” Jones attempted to unmask a supposed hidden LGBTQ agenda to push a new industry of lifelike robotic sex dolls, which he described as “basically blowup dolls that have like an ‘Alexa’ bot program hooked into the central network of the people that produce these.” Jones claimed that tech companies are promoting the robots as “trendy and brave” and that LGBTQ activists are expanding the terminology they use to educate children to include people who have sex with robots.

“They’re now saying sex with machines or sex with cars or sex with appliances—there’s a whole big movement where people are marrying their cars, marrying their toasters, marrying their dogs, their cats, their horses. I’m not kidding,” Jones said.

Jones continued, “They’re catching people in public places—you see it all the time—trying to have sex with a Ferrari or trying to have sex with a ’57 Chevy. And they actually—I’m not going to get into the details of what they do, but they lube up the tailpipe and everything and then the police come up and there’s a guy hunching your car.”

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Jones then said that he may buy some sex robots so he can light them on fire and expose the hidden agenda.

“I think I’m going to buy some of these sex dolls and basically torch them to show folks that their A.I. god is nothing but a fraud,” Jones said.
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/alex-jones-people-will-call-you-a-homophobe-if-you-dont-let-them-have-sex-with-your-car/


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Just how much lead is in the products sold at the Infowars store?
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Alex Jones: People Will Call You A Homophobe If You Dont Let Them Have Sex With Your Car (Original Post) Initech Dec 2017 OP
It's not normal to have a thing about your car?? Girard442 Dec 2017 #1
Nobody gonna take my car FiveGoodMen Dec 2017 #7
auto-eroticism? DBoon Dec 2017 #10
I hope that when people have sex with their toasters or other appliances The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2017 #2
Gives a whole new meaning to the word "Poptart". n/t Permanut Dec 2017 #3
LOL rusty quoin Dec 2017 #11
Bravo!! Kilgore Dec 2017 #19
Lube up the tailpipe??? Siwsan Dec 2017 #4
This moron should be on permanent ignore malaise Dec 2017 #5
He's fucking insane. I have no idea why people listen to him. Initech Dec 2017 #6
He's beyond insane malaise Dec 2017 #8
I disagree SCantiGOP Dec 2017 #9
ROFL malaise Dec 2017 #12
True. He can't even see insane in his rear view mirror. The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2017 #14
Wow, just when you think he can't possibly get Bettie Dec 2017 #13
I wonder if he saw this video: The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2017 #15
Someone should forward that to him! Initech Dec 2017 #17
He is such a freak SummerSnow Dec 2017 #16
So Alex Jones is having sex with cars. Wonder what it is? A Yugo? Obviously not a Smart Car. madinmaryland Dec 2017 #18
He hasn't been listening to Zappa's "Joe's Garage" again, has he? jmowreader Dec 2017 #20
What goes on between me and my car is nobodys business. edbermac Dec 2017 #21
Yes! Finally! Somebody is talking about this important problem! struggle4progress Dec 2017 #22

FiveGoodMen

(20,018 posts)
7. Nobody gonna take my car
Fri Dec 8, 2017, 06:41 PM
Dec 2017

I'm gonna race it to the ground
Nobody gonna beat my car
It's gonna break the speed of sound
Oooh it's a killing machine
It's got everything
Like a driving power big fat tires
And everything

I love it and I need it
I bleed it

Siwsan

(26,268 posts)
4. Lube up the tailpipe???
Fri Dec 8, 2017, 06:35 PM
Dec 2017

Wouldn't that be a bit physically awkward? Is there a car lift involved? That would seem to limit who has access to start 'hunching' on your automobile.

Or am I just being delightfully naive?

jmowreader

(50,560 posts)
20. He hasn't been listening to Zappa's "Joe's Garage" again, has he?
Fri Dec 8, 2017, 08:19 PM
Dec 2017

In it, Joe (the hero of this story, if such there be in this tale of woe) accidentally got involved in the "Appliantology" cult, which claimed that enlightenment could only be achieved by having sex with household appliances festooned with marital aids...and wound up in prison after he screwed a toaster to death.

struggle4progress

(118,295 posts)
22. Yes! Finally! Somebody is talking about this important problem!
Fri Dec 8, 2017, 08:33 PM
Dec 2017

Hardly a day goes by without multiple weirdos pestering me to let them hump my poor old auto!

I get regular phone calls from telemarketers about this; my mailbox is always full of third-class mail about this; and strangers often approach me in malls about this!

It's becoming a national nightmare, almost as bad as Obama's plot to force us all to have anchovies on our pizzas or Hillary's effort to sell Christians as slaves to the UFO invaders from Alpha Centauri!

Thank you, Alex, for your courage in bringing this hidden story to light!

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