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Today on The Alex Jones Show, Jones attempted to unmask a supposed hidden LGBTQ agenda to push a new industry of lifelike robotic sex dolls, which he described as basically blowup dolls that have like an Alexa bot program hooked into the central network of the people that produce these. Jones claimed that tech companies are promoting the robots as trendy and brave and that LGBTQ activists are expanding the terminology they use to educate children to include people who have sex with robots.
Theyre now saying sex with machines or sex with cars or sex with appliancestheres a whole big movement where people are marrying their cars, marrying their toasters, marrying their dogs, their cats, their horses. Im not kidding, Jones said.
Jones continued, Theyre catching people in public placesyou see it all the timetrying to have sex with a Ferrari or trying to have sex with a 57 Chevy. And they actuallyIm not going to get into the details of what they do, but they lube up the tailpipe and everything and then the police come up and theres a guy hunching your car.
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Jones then said that he may buy some sex robots so he can light them on fire and expose the hidden agenda.
I think Im going to buy some of these sex dolls and basically torch them to show folks that their A.I. god is nothing but a fraud, Jones said.
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/alex-jones-people-will-call-you-a-homophobe-if-you-dont-let-them-have-sex-with-your-car/
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Just how much lead is in the products sold at the Infowars store?
Girard442
(6,075 posts)FiveGoodMen
(20,018 posts)I'm gonna race it to the ground
Nobody gonna beat my car
It's gonna break the speed of sound
Oooh it's a killing machine
It's got everything
Like a driving power big fat tires
And everything
I love it and I need it
I bleed it
DBoon
(22,369 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,735 posts)they unplug them first.
Permanut
(5,613 posts)Siwsan
(26,268 posts)Wouldn't that be a bit physically awkward? Is there a car lift involved? That would seem to limit who has access to start 'hunching' on your automobile.
Or am I just being delightfully naive?
malaise
(269,054 posts)Seriously
Initech
(100,081 posts)malaise
(269,054 posts)SCantiGOP
(13,871 posts)He is beyond Beyond Insane.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,735 posts)Bettie
(16,110 posts)crazier....he does.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,735 posts)Just when you think something is too weird to possibly be true...
Initech
(100,081 posts)That would seriously cause his head to explode!
SummerSnow
(12,608 posts)madinmaryland
(64,933 posts)jmowreader
(50,560 posts)In it, Joe (the hero of this story, if such there be in this tale of woe) accidentally got involved in the "Appliantology" cult, which claimed that enlightenment could only be achieved by having sex with household appliances festooned with marital aids...and wound up in prison after he screwed a toaster to death.
edbermac
(15,941 posts)struggle4progress
(118,295 posts)Hardly a day goes by without multiple weirdos pestering me to let them hump my poor old auto!
I get regular phone calls from telemarketers about this; my mailbox is always full of third-class mail about this; and strangers often approach me in malls about this!
It's becoming a national nightmare, almost as bad as Obama's plot to force us all to have anchovies on our pizzas or Hillary's effort to sell Christians as slaves to the UFO invaders from Alpha Centauri!
Thank you, Alex, for your courage in bringing this hidden story to light!