Eliot Spitzer, Anthony Weiner, John Conyers, and Al Franken walk into a bar

[underpants]

A Washington reporter passes along a funny joke:

"Eliot Spitzer, Anthony Weiner, John Conyers, and Al Franken walk into a bar.

"Sorry, guys. We're closing early," says the bartender. "Senator Roy Moore is having a fundraiser here."

- Joe Conason post on Facebook.

[rzemanfl]

1. Sadly funny or funny, sadly. I can't make up my mind. n/t

[superpatriotman]

2. Was John Edwards the bartender?

[suegeo]

8. Is Putin pole dancing with or without his shirt on?

Putin's puppet looming in the women's restroom, hoping to grab them by the you-know what? Gingrich's there, for sure, as I heard his wife in the hospital for chemo...

Hiking the old Appalachian trail dude there? Or busy in Argentina?

[angstlessk]

3. I get it 'Senator' but, shouldn't they put the liquor away?

Since all the girls are underage?

[underpants]

4. Spot on

[benld74]

5. Wow Weiner got to leave jail for a drink?

[suegeo]

9. Clarence Thomas is leaving pubic hairs on the soda cans

Long dong silver away!!!!

[cloudbase]

6. Spitzer wouldn't walk in.

He'd be on all fours at the end of a leash.

[suegeo]

10. Dick Cheney's out hunting, he'd shoot him in the face

thinking Spitzer's a pheasant!!!

[suegeo]

11. Jim Comey, bouncer at the rope line, won't let Anita Hill in

Hillary Clinton down the block, is like, "Who is this guy, right?"

[suegeo]

7. Denny Hastert's in the corner booth, the dark scary one

[SchrodingersCatbox]

12. A white supremacist, a homophobe, a child molester, & a Republican walk into the mall

The security guard says, "You know you're not allowed in here Judge Moore."