Oregon militia left firearms, bombs and a lot of poop

[jpak]

Source: CBS News

PORTLAND, Ore. - So far, 25 people have been arrested in connection with the standoff between a militia and federal officials on a federal wildlife preserve in Oregon.

As the FBI sweeps in to collect evidence from the scene of the occupation, officials are discovering the dirtier aspects of living in a remote wildlife refuge that may come back to haunt the occupiers.

The group that moved in to the Malheur Wildlife Refuge near the town of Bend set up a large outdoor camping site that, according to Reuters, was near artifacts and sacred burial grounds of the Burns Paiute Tribe.

CBS affiliate KOIN in Portland reports the campsite "large food stores that are spoiling" and "significant amounts of human feces in and around an outdoor camping area."

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Large amounts of abandoned Holy Gunz?

How could they...

[Erich Bloodaxe BSN]

1. Because crapping all over the Paiute Tribe's sacred lands figuratively just wasn't enough. nt

[saturnsring]

3. a real metaphor

white man comes and craps all over indigenous peoples sacred land

[WHEN CRABS ROAR]

28. The very worst example of the white man

Federal lands belong to all of us and should be held in trust for the benefit of all of us, not just for now, but for our future generations.
These people hate environmental laws and they don’t respect archaeological sites just to name a couple of problems I have with them.

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

2. Also: dildos

[valerief]

4. I think they called them butt guns. nt

[geomon666]

14. Hmmm

You may have a point:

[liberal N proud]

5. They went in full of crap

Crap has to go somewhere.

[christx30]

12. I think it was nice and smart

of them to leave behind their views so others can see what they are all about.

[exboyfil]

6. Bombs

(d) Whoever transports or receives, or attempts to transport or receive, in interstate or foreign commerce any explosive with the knowledge or intent that it will be used to kill, injure, or intimidate any individual or unlawfully to damage or destroy any building, vehicle, or other real or personal property, shall be imprisoned for not more than ten years, or fined under this title, or both; and if


Add that to the an every growing list of state and federal crimes.

[FailureToCommunicate]

23. +1

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7. What awesome caretakers of land they are! Let's give it all to them!

[randome]

27. It's called returning to Nature what you took! Get over it!

[hr][font color="blue"][center]Stop looking for heroes. BE one.[/center][/font][hr]

[bulloney]

8. I can imagine the kind of poop that's produced from a steady diet of Cheetohs and energy drinks.

That has to be more lethal than the firearms and bombs they left behind.

[brush]

9. Were there no working toilets in the several buildings there?

The power/heat was never shut off so why the toilets?

[2naSalit]

10. Lazy?

Also this seems to have been a roving caravan of trailer trash types, the authentic trailer trash. They probably let their refuse hoses run into the ditch, I don't think they were actually squatting over a ditch.

[alphafemale]

38. A toilet will flush if you pour water in it.

Something tells me not a single one of these quivering fucks had the guts to unclog a toilet.

And they think they are warriors.

[brush]

39. Yes, bizarre as hell. They were totally unprepared for their seige . . .

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and didn't apparently, as you point out, know how to flush a toilet with water, nor remember to bring food and warm clothes in the middle of winter.

[tanyev]

11. So the booby traps were actually poopy traps?

[Hekate]

13. You have to wonder at the depth of ignorance of these brave "pioneers" who befouled their own camp

But then, they took off on this expedition as poorly equipped as an 8 year old running away from home with one peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

I get it that the ground may have been too hard at this season for the city boys to easily dig a latrine, but really. The Bundys are all rootin' tootin' muscular sons of the saddle, and I'm sure they coulda thoughta somethin'.

How much inbreeding has been going on out there at the Bundy Ranch? Something is just not right with those men and their friends.

[Geronimoe]

15. What was on their dream list?

Did they ask for a porta potty and bomb making guides/tools?

The last to surrender stated, to some extent, that he wish he had been in contact with ISIS.

[MH1]

21. The last to surrender was the most obviously certifiable nutjob of the bunch.

I fully expect that one will be serving at least part of his sentence in a mental hospital. (As liberals I would think we'd want that. The guy was so far off his rocker that said rocker will likely not ever be found.)

It's not that the others aren't nutjobs. I think probably all of them are. But serious, actual mental illness? Probably only a few of them, if that. But definitely the last guy.

[Geronimoe]

25. Or he was preparing his legal defense

of being uncountable for his actions because of temporary insanity.

I for one didn't buy into his pretending he was going to kill himself.

[LuckyTheDog]

16. Morons

They no doubt expect taxpayers to pay for the clean-up.

[pinboy3niner]

20. Pooptriots

[kentauros]

31. Sovereign Shitizens

and Squatters

[mac56]

17. Ted Nugent taught them well.

[Lochloosa]

18. Thread Winner

[Dont call me Shirley]

34. It must have been a real Free-for-All.....

https://m.

[MH1]

19. "Leave no trace" isn't exactly part of their backcountry ethic, eh.

Not that I ever thought it was.

What a loathsome group.

[onehandle]

22. Melt down the guns, explode the bombs, send the poop to their families...

...plus a very large bill.

[MariaThinks]

24. republicans are poop

[Myrina]

26. They left their precious SNACKS!?!?!

Hard working Murkans sacrified their own PopTart & Cheez It supplies to ensure that the Bundy Bunch wouldn't starve. And this is how they repay their faithful followers?

Oh, the humanity!!

[pinboy3niner]

29. "Patriots" my ass! Does 'Leave no snack behind' mean nothing to them?

[Jim Lane]

30. Some FBI agents will grit their teeth and take feces samples for DNA testing.

There's a commercially available DNA stool testing kit -- yay capitalism!

Some defendant may say, "Hey, that blurry image in the background in the video may look sort of like me but I was never at the Refuge." The answer will be, "Well, genius, if you thought you might want to maintain that lie in court, you should've made the extra effort to walk to the working flush toilet. Guilty as charged."

[classof56]

32. Thanks for fouling up one of the most beautiful and peaceful areas in SE Oregon, idiots

Had been a-wondering how they might manage the Refuge, but now we know. I think they ought to be shipped down there in chains (as in a chain gang) and required to clean up their own mess. Glad they're behind bars, but sincerely wish they were out of my state entirely. Still behind bars, of course. Words can't describe my disgust with those worthless creatures!

Never sure how to do links in my posts, but there's a YouTube video well worth checking out: The Ballad of the Malheur Patriots. Made by a couple of comedians in Portland. Watch it and laugh!

Peace.

[libodem]

33. Shit heads

http://modernliberals.com/what-the-oregon-militia-squatters-left-behind-proves-it-theyre-pigs-not-patriots/

[mgmaggiemg]

35. note to fbi

don't resell guns to gun dealers....you have enough unprocessed background checks where gun dealers just sell the guns anyway...so please melt them down...and make sure the militia stay in jail a good long time please. Malheur is for the Birds. yay!

[Jamastiene]

36. Many of us already knew they were full of shit. n/t

[GummyBearz]

37. Scat! Makes the world go round! The forrest can't survive if its not on the ground,

So when I step in a lump of scat, I jump for joy and say that's where its at!

Don't recall the rest of the song from 6th grade

[Gidney N Cloyd]

40. Well, someone has to post this: