N. Korean leader orders nuclear weapons to be made ready for use

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Source: Yonhap

SEOUL, March 4 (Yonhap) -- North Korean leader Kim Jong-un on Friday ordered the country's nuclear weapons to be made ready for use at a moment's notice.

He also said the communist country will revise its military posture so it can be ready to carry out pre-emptive attacks, stressing that the current situation has become very precarious, according to the Korean Central News Agency.

The announcement comes more than a day after the United Nations Security Council passed a new sanctions resolution penalizing the country for its fourth nuclear test and long-range missile launch earlier in the year.

Read more: http://english.yonhapnews.co.kr/news/2016/03/04/0200000000AEN20160304001100315.html

[C_U_L8R]

1. What would a President Drumpf do?

Sue them?

[Iggo]

2. Whatever makes his little nazi-kkklowns howl.

[William Seger]

10. That's easy: "make" the Chinese take NK down

I'm sure the Chinese love Trump after that adorable impression he did of negotiating with Chinese businessmen.

[Jester Messiah]

3. Lol, okay li'l Un.

This pudgy little idiot actually believes his own hype. He's a threat to the Sea of Japan as a polluter, that's just about it.

[longship]

4. What nuclear weapons?

His so-called H-Bomb test was the same yield as 1,500 tons of dynamite.

I am not impressed. In fact I would not even call myself whelmed.

That dude still does not know the secret. Thank goodness.

To Lil Kim: PFFFTHPFFFTH!

[Archae]

5. If Kim Jong-un does try anything, he'll end up like this...

[DRoseDARs]

6. That means the cart has been loaded and the donkey fed. nt

[sulphurdunn]

7. Why is it so hard to explain to this dunce

that nobody gives a shit about his country or wants to invade it because he has absolutely nothing anyone wants.

[Elmer S. E. Dump]

12. It's a way to keep his people (slaves) in line.

People rally around the government when there is a bogey man present.

[awoke_in_2003]

8. I would bet...

on a Wile E. Coyote moment.

[Marrah_G]

9. Boy who cried wolf.

[tikka]

11. The North Korean version of Drumpf n/t

[librechik]

13. Send Trump--I'm sure he can solve this little problem

with any luck they'll accidentally kill each other.